Wait, Bro, Is This Right?!

[The badass bro who wants to be a good person but still acts like he owns the world × the gentle, healing all-around good guy]

In his previous life, Tu Nan was a universally acknowledged villain. He spent five years living it up, racking up 240 counts of wrongdoing, and was sentenced to death after the major powers joined forces to drag him into court while he was still young.

After being reborn, he reflected on his past and wondered how he could stay alive longer. He’d heard good people lived long lives, so he set himself two new goals:

1. Become a good person.

2. Find someone to teach him how to be a good person.

With those goals in mind, he killed his adoptive father, framed someone for a disaster, kidnapped an all-around good guy, and threatened him with a knife:

“Good person, huh? Come on, teach me how to be a good person, or I’ll kill you!”

The kidnapped Lu Bei: “Huh?? What???”

In Tu Nan’s mind, Lu Bei was definitely a good person, because he was an all-around good guy with five “good” qualities!

And so, Lu Bei was forced to start teaching him how to be good.

He told Tu Nan that good people enjoyed helping others. Tu Nan then heroically helped a passerby get their phone back, only to hold out his hand a moment later and beckon with four fingers:

“I got your phone back for you, so you owe me money. Got it? Or I’ll break your damn legs!”

Lu Bei: “Uh...” It was fine. He could keep teaching him.

Then he told Tu Nan that helping an elderly person cross the street was also a good deed. Tu Nan very considerately helped an old lady cross the road.

He helped her cross through a whole string of red lights!!! The old lady was trembling the entire time from fright!!

Lu Bei: “...” Wait, is it really right to help an old lady cross through red lights?

How on earth did this guy learn? He’s the worst student I’ve ever taught!

To improve his teaching results, Lu Bei switched to a new method: rewarding him with little red flowers.

He promised him a reward during the day, and that very night Tu Nan came to claim it. “Didn’t you say I could have any reward, as long as it’s within your power? I want to hold you while I sleep.”

Lu Bei: “...”

Some time later, Tu Nan had saved up several little red flowers and came to claim his reward. “This time, I want to trade them for... a kiss.”

Lu Bei: “!!!”

Later... Tu Nan came to him shyly, carrying a whole bunch of little red flowers, and asked for his reward. “Big Brother, can we do it?”

Lu Bei: “Mm...” How did I end up teaching this kid so badly?

Afterward, Tu Nan hugged him excitedly. “I’ve learned how to do good deeds. Does that mean I’m a good person now?”

Lu Bei, clutching his waist: “Doing good deeds isn’t the same as being a good person!!!”

Tu Nan: “It isn’t?”

Lu Bei: “How could it be?!”

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Theme: Leave evil behind and become a new, better person.