An advanced civilization has invaded, and an endless game has swept across Earth. Countries around the world have established disaster response bureaus to fight back.
Jiang Song, an ordinary full-time novelist, decides to spend every last penny of her inheritance and calmly await death before the advanced civilization can annex Earth.
That is, until she realizes that the global crisis is the same one she wrote about in the infinite-flow novel she finished yesterday.
Jiang Song: ...
So I'm the one who doomed the whole world.
In a panic, she shuts down her computer and swears never to write another novel, lest her words come true and bring disaster upon everyone.
Then the next morning, a fully equipped force in bulletproof vests surrounds her from every direction.
The head of the Yansia Disaster Response Bureau, someone she'd only ever seen on TV, stands before her with a kindly smile.
"Jiang Song, we're placing you under arrest in accordance with the law. Your crime is..."
"The murder of all humanity."
What can Jiang Song do? She can only hand herself over.
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A rather backward planet wants to ascend to a higher dimension, but none of the advanced civilizations take it seriously.
They hear that this planet can't even cure something as simple as cancer, and its technology is laughably primitive. Ascending to a higher dimension is nothing but a pipe dream.
Until someone clears the homeworld stage, enters the cosmic instances, and stands before all the advanced civilizations.
They have no choice but to turn their attention to her, though they still mock her.
[Those Machine Intelligences can't stand stupidity. I can already imagine how they'll take this human apart.]
[The undead are great. You enter an instance as a person and come out as a skeleton.]
[What if the dark elves scare her senseless?]
Jiang Song smiles. "You can't stand stupidity, huh? Want to see who's more stupid? You don't even recognize the most basic medicinal herbs.
You can't even beat one of our local red-robed ghosts, and you call yourselves undead? Ha.
When it comes to schemes, who can compete with our elegant and refined ancestors? You'd better step aside."
Before it even ascends to a higher dimension, Earth forces its way into the universe and carves out a place for itself.
The advanced civilizations are dumbfounded.
Reader's note:
This story is entirely fictional.
Cover art by Feng Wan from RedNote. Many thanks!
Please bookmark my ongoing Interstellar novel: Do Planets Have to Go to School Too?
After a great disaster, humanity had no choice but to abandon its home star system and migrate to artificial planets. All kinds of military academies sprang up to help humanity return to its home system.
Yuan Jian wakes after sleeping for ages, transformed from a planet in the home system into a human.
Then she discovers that the once-vibrant celestial bodies have become desolate, and a horde of hideous insects has taken over.
Furious, she spends a whole month killing them, but before she can clear them all out, a patrol finds her.
To restore the celestial bodies, Yuan Jian takes a stipend and enrolls in military school, where she decisively applies to become a star system researcher.
Everyone knows that star system researchers are giants in theory but dwarfs in practice. In an era where strength rules, people generally ignore the major.
When enrollment rises from zero to one, everyone wonders who would make such a foolish choice. For days afterward, whenever they see Yuan Jian, she looks listless, as if she can never wake up properly.
Everyone gets it: she's a slacker.
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During the academy league, an insect tide attacks without warning, trapping all the competitors and even the in-person audience.
The crowd cries out in terror, the elite are powerless, and the insects howl in triumph...
Yuan Jian draws her light sword and steps out of the safety zone. Amid a sea of insects, she alone stands atop the mountain.
Vast spiritual power pours from the tip of her sword, and the silent home star system answers her fighting spirit.
One sword strike, and a million insects are wiped out.
The entire online audience watching erupts.
[Are star system researchers really that powerful?!]
A short scene:
After Yuan Jian's true identity is revealed.
Interrogator: "You're really that pitch-black planet?!"
Yuan Jian objects. "I've repaired it already. It's not black at all now."
The interrogator spends three seconds rebuilding their worldview, then runs and crawls off to report to their superiors. "She really is a planet! Our home star system can finally be saved!!"
Yuan Jian rubs her forehead helplessly.
After humanity ends its life on the artificial planets and returns to embrace its homeworld, there is one name that is often mentioned.
She is beyond description, irreplaceable, and one of a kind.
Her name is...
Yuan Jian.
Theme: Fighting for all humanity
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The Infinite-Flow Big Shot Is My Mom [Raising Kids]
Do Planets Have to Go to School? [Interstellar]
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I don't understand a bit. If the plot of the movie is to be followed, in the previous movie Captain Jiang's death was fine, then why does it have to be a real death?
Why bother? Fate has already given the answer to those seemingly insurmountable hurdles. I wish you a belated Happy New Year 😳 and wish you a great new article.
It's so sad. It took me more than ten minutes to read this chapter. During this period, I stopped twice and went to other video software to refresh the video to calm down. It has been three years since I left that small county town in the summer, but I am still unwilling to do so. Destiny can really play tricks on people. Once upon a time, I studied so hard just for the sake of getting ahead in the world's eyes, just like why did I do so. I ignored the eyes of others and studied desperately. I have been called stupid and stupid, and I have also been praised for my hard work and diligence. Then one day in the senior year of high school, this string broke. Since then, it has been out of control. In the end, I only passed one exam. In fact, nothing happened at home, it was just my own psychological problem. I thought I could forget it by deliberately not thinking about it all these years, but many details in this chapter brought back my memories. Hahaha, maybe just like why, the problems given by fate will appear again and again until you solve them, and the moment he jumped, I seemed to have made a new choice. I can't blame the person I was back then, but I'm still very grateful to Da Da and Jiang Song for giving me a new choice. There is a place in my heart that feels a little relieved.
I really look forward to the time when I will become a god 🤩
I really like watching Songsong.
If the police are bad people too [caidog]
Hahahahahahahahahaha Dacheng you are humorous
I feel like Jiang Song is the black robe
"Skip or not."Catch a big bug for the author~ Does the following text mean to skip? 😳