"Emergency Announcement: A dump truck has appeared in the Premier League recently, causing many injuries. Please avoid it when encountering on the field!
At first, everyone thought Carter was just an ordinary person with a small connection who signed up for the Premier League.
[Hey, can such a dull guy understand how to play in the Premier League! If you don't understand kicking, you understand! ]
Facts have proved that Carter really doesn't know how to play, but he can eat all the Premier League forwards alive with his body.
The Premier League striker who was knocked unconscious/flying by him: No, did this guy grow up eating cement? !
Carter: Qaq, I really didn't mean it. There are old (bi) and young (cats) at home who all depend on me for food, and I really can't afford to pay for it.
The forwards who faced Carter always had accidents. The clubs he stayed at were always changing coaches. The little dumpster was treated as a hot potato and circulated around the Premier League clubs. In the end, he could only pack his bags in despair and prepare to go back and continue driving the dump truck.
Then, he was picked up to La Liga.
Everyone thinks Simeone is crazy. This stupid dump truck can't even understand how to play football, so he still wants to play in La Liga? While others drive supercars, you drive a dirt truck and want to compete for the championship? A fool's dream.
But who says dreams can't come true.
＊My imagination has been driven crazy by the recent game of Chao Chao. If Chao Chao cannot play in the Champions League next season (crossed out) and cannot play in the Europa League, I will write an article.
＊Sexual orientation labels and everything else are temporary. There will probably be a relationship line, but the CP is undecided. I'll read it when I'm ready to write the article.
Motto: The harder you work, the luckier you will be
