My Highness Can't Possibly Be This Unhinged

Also known as Sparrow Against the Heavens

[The sickly, mad-dog Crown Prince in disguise as a man vs. the silly-dog general who keeps pretending to be innocent to climb the ranks]

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[Absurd Blurb]

They had known each other for barely any time when the Crown Prince asked him to be her dog.

Though the Crown Prince was dazzlingly beautiful and strikingly alluring, Su Ling was a man of principle, so he refused.

Later, seeing more and more favored retainers and trusted aides gathering in the Eastern Palace, Su Ling swallowed his embarrassment, snuck into the Crown Prince's bedchamber at night, and knelt at her couch to offer himself as her bed companion.

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Ever since taking the Heart-Eating Pill, Ji Yaonian often went mad. Whenever it happened, she would lock herself away.

But there was always someone who refused to listen.

The person she most wanted to kill kept barging into her territory, lowering his head and offering her the lead.

From then on, Ji Yaonian had a well-behaved dog at her side who would not be driven away.

[Proper Blurb]

Ji Yaonian transmigrates into a book, becoming the sickly Crown Prince in disguise as a man in an old-fashioned story about ascending the throne. To avoid having her throne usurped by the villain, who will turn evil, she must win over the twenty-four worthy ministers of Fengui Pavilion.

But can someone tell her why Su Ling, the villain who was supposed to awaken to his own consciousness and go berserk, killing off half the cast, is actually a crybaby who only knows how to whimper and call her