[All-Route Otome] The National Server's Trash Talker Never Gives Up

At heart, this is a self-indulgent Su Mucheng story. Ye Xiu survives, and Sun Zheping keeps his hand.

The female lead is very strong, extremely strong. Pure wish fulfillment.

You, an utterly ordinary online gaming trash-talker, curse the heavens, the earth, and even any dog that wanders by. After becoming unbeatable and pulling another all-nighter arguing online, you're kidnapped by a little cutie of a System (***).

"Let me send you my warm regards." (I ** you ***)

"Ding! System correction. Points -1."

In short, this little cutie puts you in your place.

You should have been the end of an era for online trash-talkers, but with your refusal-to-lose spirit, you learn to insult people in roundabout ways.

Though you keep getting misunderstood.

But no matter! The best trash-talker in the country never gives up!

When your training camp buddies play so badly in a scrimmage that it's painful to watch, and then die out of nowhere:

Instead of stalking me, maybe buy yourself a turbo button and figure out how to use it to improve your survival rate in team fights, you mechanically challenged loser.

"Other than natural things like hand speed, there must be another way to win, right?"

When you hear your old boss, who made you breathe secondhand smoke and owes you money, quit without paying you back:

Fuck you, Ye Xiu. I hope you end up homeless, scavenging through trash.

"Ye Xiu,"

"I wish you freedom."

When a mind-blowingly awful play on the field makes your eyes hurt:

One idiot, three dogs, and a dumb sheep sleepwalking.

"Those six don't look like they know each other very well."

Wow, my dog watched your match video and keeps begging to learn how to go pro from the pros.

"I'd suggest making the players' medical reports public."

When there's an annoying chatterbox nearby:

Dude, why are you so dense?

"Huang Shao's really showing off his sharp edges."

Shut up, dude, I'm going to beat the crap out of you, you annoying chatterbox!

"Don't underestimate the competition, Huang Shao."

"I am Mulan, born in the modern age."

Have you memorized The Ballad of Mulan?

"Chirp, chirp, then chirp again. Mulan, please answer the call."

Theme: Love is a miracle