A Glitchy Robot Wrecks a Cliche Soap Opera

***Blurb***

Because some novels put their protagonists through too much physical and emotional torment, the Transmigration Bureau was flooded with complaints accusing it of violating human rights.

So the Bureau launched its "Professional Book-Transmigration Robots," sending them into worlds of angsty fiction to carry out missions in place of human employees.

Robot No. 049 was assigned to two classic worlds, playing the wife killed by a ruthless Daoist Immortal Venerable to prove his Dao, and the stand-in who looks just like a domineering CEO's beloved first love.

At first, his missions went perfectly. Both worlds were on the verge of reaching their climaxes when...

049 suddenly malfunctioned.

His connection to the live network was cut off, and he couldn't reconnect to the Bureau. He had no choice but to do his best to keep the plots going on his own.

Unfortunately, malfunctioning 049 wasn't very intelligent.

When the Immortal Venerable held a sword to his partner 049's throat and admitted he'd married him only to overcome his tribulation of love, 049 was supposed to be shocked and heartbroken.

Instead, he accidentally picked a line from the domineering CEO's story in his local database: "I won't get mad at you over this... After all, you look so much like him."

The Immortal Venerable: "??? Who? Who do I look like?"

So I'm the stand-in? Who is it you really love? For the first time, the Immortal Venerable, who had thought his heart was as still as an ancient well, felt a sharp pang of jealousy and bitterness.

When the CEO's beloved first love returned from abroad and the CEO was about to throw his stand-in 049 out, 049 was supposed to feel heartbroken and reluctant to leave.

Instead, he copied the Immortal Venerable's lines from the neighboring world and said disdainfully, "You're nothing but a tool for my ascension. The truth is, I've never loved you."

The CEO: "??? Ascension? Who have you latched onto now?"

You don't love me? Who else are you planning to love? The CEO, who had thought he only saw 049 as a stand-in and had no real feelings for him, suddenly realized that 049 might be irreplaceable.

When he isn't on a mission, 049 visits the campus romance next door to learn and expand his database.

There's a human named Yu Xingguang there who's very strange. He often stares at 049 in class, brings him breakfast in the morning, and even invites himself over to 049's place after school.

After thinking it over carefully (malfunctioning), 049 concludes that this person may have discovered he's a robot and is testing him. No good, he has to get away fast.

It's Yu Xingguang's first time falling for someone, and he's worked up the courage to make the first move. But the person he likes seems completely oblivious to his advances. He's pretty frustrated.

Then one day, while their group was sharing files for an assignment, Yu Xingguang casually said to the person he liked, "Can I plug my data cable into your port?"

To his surprise, the other person suddenly turned bright red and stammered, "A-are you making a sexual innuendo?"

Yu Xingguang: ?

#What do you do when the person you like is a robot?##What counts as a robot's sexual innuendo?##

*A lighthearted, fun story. 1v1, both leads are sexually inexperienced, happy ending.

*Other characters have one-sided crushes on 049, but 049 treats them purely as part of his mission.

*049 switches back and forth among three worlds. Their stories unfold interwoven, rather than one world ending before another begins.

A new upcoming novel: My Dead Best Friend Watches Me from the Mirror

After his best friend Xu Mingyi died, Shen Lingjun's yin-yang eyes, which had tormented him for years, finally became useful.

When Shen Lingjun got up to wash in the morning, he found a line of bloody writing on the mirror:

"Remember to eat a hot breakfast."

Shen Lingjun walked into the living room. The TV suddenly crackled with static, and a line of crooked writing appeared:

"It's getting colder today. Don't forget your scarf."

Sometimes Xu Mingyi's ghost acted up even more dramatically.

For instance, when Shen Lingjun politely asked a friend if they wanted to stay the night, the cup beside the friend suddenly hit the floor and shattered to pieces.

The friend looked at the cup lying in pieces, then at Xu Mingyi's memorial portrait on the wall, where his eyes seemed to threaten them. Trembling, they turned down Shen Lingjun's kind offer. "I-I'd better not."

Shen Lingjun thought he could live peacefully alongside Xu Mingyi's ghost like this, until one day he discovered that Xu Mingyi's death hadn't been an accident.

That day, Shen Lingjun returned home in a daze, furious. In the mirror, he saw Xu Mingyi's calm eyes. Words slowly appeared on the glass:

"Don't investigate my death."

Upcoming historical danmei: Widowed at a Thousand with Three Kids

Gentle, scheming younger gong x fiery, proud, beautiful and formidable shou

Bai Ling had always been a famous figure in the demon realm.

What people loved talking about most was his marriage, which had caused a sensation in the demon realm years ago.

Though he was an ordinary white goose demon, he had made the third son of the Dragon Clan's patriarch break with his family and insist on forming a bond with him.

Everyone gossiped about them for a year, convinced theirs was a true love that transcended bloodlines and moved heaven and earth.

But less than ten years later, Bai Ling's dragon husband passed away.

He also left Bai Ling a half-grown child he'd had with someone else, named Jing Xuan.

The Dragon Clan came to claim the child, but Bai Ling stood firm and cursed them out, insisting that the child was the only thing his late husband had left him to remember him by.

People were only half-convinced by his devotion. Rumors said Bai Ling was raising his late husband's child to turn him bad as revenge.

Yet a few years later, Jing Xuan made a name for himself in the demon realm.

He was a gentleman, gentle and gracious, and beyond reproach in everything he did. The long-running rumors that Bai Ling was raising him to be a disgrace were decisively disproven.

Bai Ling, too, thought he had finally raised the child well and fulfilled his late husband's wish.

Until one rainy night, Jing Xuan got drunk by accident.

The mask of the humble gentleman he usually wore suddenly shattered. His eyes red, he looked at Bai Ling, pressed his burning face against Bai Ling's hand, and called his name again and again.

"May I make up for what Father couldn't give you?"

"I'll do a better job than Father..."

"Could you... give me a chance, too?"

Bai Ling stared at him, his mind going blank.

It's over, he thought. I've really raised this child wrong.

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