Artificially Stupid, or Just a Goofball

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Serial novel "People, The Cat's Got Your Back at Work!" blurb at the very end

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[Impoverished domineering intern x honest, goofy robot]

"You're saying the senior I'm supposed to take care of is a robot who wears a loud floral jacket, likes twirling handkerchiefs, and trembles when she walks?"

After hearing the arrangements from the interstellar nursing home, Su Qing fell silent.

She knocked on her senior's door. A pair of long, pitch-black mechanical legs gleaming with a cold sheen came striding over, then the robot went "plop" and fell right in front of Su Qing.

The robot calmly rolled on the spot and struck a pose.

"Are you Mr. Robot's designated caregiver?"

Su Qing grabbed the back of the robot's neck and unsteadily helped her to her feet.

"No. You're the one I'm supposed to pamper."

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One day, a video of a nursing home skills competition went viral on the Star Network.

It wasn't because the competition was particularly intense. It was because viewers spotted a futuristic-looking robot in a loud floral jacket twirling two bright red handkerchiefs from start to finish.

Netizens debated:

What kind of new caregiver is this? Is this some kind of fashion statement?

3A Nursing Home clarified with a smile:

No, this is one of the nursing home's elderly residents :)

Netizens debated again:

They're exploiting an old person, making her twirl those handkerchiefs for two whole hours just to attract attention!

3A Nursing Home once again clarified with a smile:

3A Nursing Home firmly opposes elder abuse and refuses to make the elderly perform. But we can't stop the elderly from insisting on performing :)

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As reporters swarmed her, this cybernetic old lady from Blue Star bashfully turned to the girl beside her.

"A thousand years old is the perfect age to make a splash~"

"Charge ahead in love and yangge dancing~"

#TurnsOutRobotsAreBeingCaredForByHumansInTheFuture#

#IfYouDon'tHaveAnOldPersonAtHomeBuyOneToMakeTrouble#

[Reading Guide]

A completely absurd, goofy, lighthearted little confection ovo

[The serial novel is building up: "People, The Cat's Got Your Back at Work!" Please add it to your favorites~]

Movie star Song Shihan thought he was going crazy.

After rumors that he was selling his body got him blacklisted across the internet, Song Shihan knew his career was over. But his new assistant, Ruan An, investigated things thoroughly and immediately caught the culprit behind it all.

Song Shihan's eyes flickered. "How did you know?"

Ruan An replied with a straight face, "A little sparrow told me."

Song Shihan: ?

And that wasn't all. The producer's dog, the movie queen's cat, a pop superstar's parrot, and the investor's gerbil all flocked around Ruan An.

At the same time, opportunities kept pouring in for Song Shihan as if they were free.

The big shots were all enthusiastic: "Come hang out with Ruan An more often!"

Song Shihan: ...?

When he once again held the weighty trophy for Best Actor, Song Shihan was almost in a daze. Thinking back on the days he'd fought through every obstacle alongside Ruan An, he prepared to give his acceptance speech.

Then his voice suddenly caught

At the edge of his vision, two furry, pointed ears had sprouted from Ruan An's head.

Song Shihan: ...?!

He still thought he was going crazy.

Not only was he seeing things, he had quite the imagination.

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Ruan An had a secret!

In her previous life, when she was a cat, Song Shihan had saved her by the river. But he himself had been hounded by scandals and blacklisted across the internet, eventually sinking beneath the water.

So Ruan An worked diligently in the underworld for ten years and finally earned a chance to repay him.

In this life, Song Shihan is under her protection!

[Reading Guide]

1. A heartwarming, goofy, sweet story

2. One true pairing, happy ending

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