[Western Crossover] Every Tear Is Worth Points

Blurb 1:

"How would you describe Miss Valentina Lin?"

"A wicked schemer, a mean-spirited writer, a forceful power broker, a brilliant inventor, a pioneer of the new world, and a leader worthy of respect..."

"Could you sum her up more simply?"

"She could lick herself and poison herself to death."

Blurb 2:

"I gave you the ability to gain emotional points. What do you mean, you wrote an angst-filled Superman and Batman story? What do you mean, you made a heartbreakingly tragic game? And what do you mean, the whole world is your fan?"

"Wait, what do you mean you have everything you need now?"

PS: No CP, no CP!

Theme: Make up for regrets