[Football] How an Italian Defender Can Make It in La Liga

Also known as [Football: What If Jelles Had No Romance Plot]

You're a traditional Italian defender, but also not a traditional Italian defender, because you have all the qualities expected of an Italian defender but play as a box-to-box midfielder.

As an Italian, you have all the essential skills of a little chick: you love food and have impeccable fashion sense. The bad news is that you're socially anxious and have a wonderfully mild temper.

The good news: You're a product of Milan's youth academy and have made it to the first team. You have a chance to spend your whole career at Milan.

The bad news: The chairman sells you to La Liga giants Real Madrid along with Kaka.

You've heard Real Madrid is full of superstars and that the dressing room is a tangled mess. As a socially anxious person, you have no idea how to communicate with people.

Theme: Great, it's an alternate timeline. We can still be saved.