[Cool, aloof assassin princess consort x devoted, loyal war-god prince]
At the apocalypse base, everyone knows there's a group of assassins lurking in the shadows. The most formidable of them all is a woman named Xiao Yulan. Unfortunately, even someone with three heads and six arms can't escape death when surrounded.
When she opens her eyes again, she is dressed in red and sitting in a wedding sedan, now a princess sent to marry into another country after her own has been defeated. Her husband is said to be the nation's war god. She never expected him to refuse to attend even the wedding ceremony, leaving her, a princess, to enter the prince's residence alone while everyone gossips.
Xiao Yulan: Great. This man's days are numbered, too.
On their wedding night, he probes her. "Woman, who are you?"
The poker-faced assassin looks up. "Submit to me, and perhaps I'll tell you."
Would a war god ever submit? Yet, to his surprise, she wins their first encounter.
And so the apocalypse assassin and the Great Zhou war god begin to "fight it out."
She wins their second encounter, too, but loses her heart.
In their third encounter, she slashes him and steals his heart.
After living two lifetimes, Xiao Yulan finally understands what it means to fall in love as if someone had broken into her home to rob her.
A vicious dog won't obediently wait outside the door. He'll swagger right in, then carry the prey he's been coveting back to his den!
[Old-school flavor + strong heroine and hero + both virgins + 1v1 happy ending]
The heroine comes from the apocalypse and has emotional shortcomings. In another world, she gradually gains love, friendship, and family affection.
[Mini-scene 1]
Dongfang Zihao: Honey, I'm jealous. I'm upset!
Xiao Yulan (reaches out and pats the big dog's face): Be good.
Dongfang Zihao (big dog pants and wags his tail): I'm super good! Honey, give me a kiss!
[Mini-scene 2]
Devoted Dongfang: Honey, that ugly guy has his eye on me!
Xiao Yulan reaches out and cups the big dog's face: You're mine.
Devoted Dongfang: Yes, yes, yes! Even my life is yours! (wags his tail, leaps onto the bed, and burrows under the covers to warm them.jpg)
[Mini-scene 3]
Dongfang Xiaoyu (little bun 1): Dad, where's Mom?
Dongfang Xiaolan (little bun 2): Dad, where's Mom?
Devoted Dongfang (on the verge of tears): Kids, I think your mom went with your aunt to look for an island. She left the three of us at home to guard the house! Kids, the three of us are so miserable!
A song about little cabbages turning yellow in the fields, dedicated to Devoted Dongfang and the two kids at home~
Note: The medical and other information in this story is not based on any reference material and is entirely made up. Please do not imitate it.
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Theme: Hold fast to what is good, and the future will come.
Sister Lan is so charming!