Synopsis
After spending over a decade in a psychiatric hospital, Shi Xi suddenly got the idea to go see the world outside.
So, with her little shovel in hand, she followed the example of her forebears and dug for nearly ten years, only to finally make it from the entrance of one psychiatric hospital... to the entrance of another psychiatric hospital.
Yes, the "Charming" System bound to Shi Xi told her that she'd been lucky enough to encounter a space-time turbulence and transmigrate into an infinite-flow world full of dangers.
Shi Xi, who nearly got blown into a firework by the black fog, a specialty of the infinite-flow world: Say "lucky" one more time, I dare you!
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Unlucky Shi Xi got bound to two Systems.
One was a deadly System, and the other was also a deadly System.
The instance System gave her a gift package of "nonstop rounds of instances + malicious targeting, day after day"!
The "Charming" System gave her a gift package of "The Greatest Collection of Baffling Human Behavior (also known as the Art of Getting Yourself Killed in Instances)"!
Double the pressure gave her double the motivation.
As the saying goes, people either grow through misfortune or stumble because of it.
Between growing and stumbling, Shi Xi calmly chose to go crazy: She! Was! Going! To! Tear! Down! The! Instances!
#If the instances disappear, they can't target me anymore! And all my embarrassing history will disappear too!
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[Fishing Village Ritual]
Player A: If I remember right, the main quest is to take part in the fishing village ritual and survive, right?
Shi Xi (nodding as she starts a fire): That's right.
Player B: Then what are you doing?
Shi Xi: The key to a modern-day ritual is making it lively and innovative.
Player C: So that's why you demolished their landmark building and burned down their ritual grounds?
Shi Xi (earnestly): I'm just helping them let go of what they don't need. Feudal remnants are unacceptable, and so are human sacrifices.
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[Bu Er High School]
#The heavens gave me a lighter. They must be telling me that if the school is gone, I'll finally graduate.
[Smiling Paradise]
#These spectators get so excited when they see animals, and their eyes are full of love and longing for the stage. I bet they really want to perform up there.
[A Festive Occasion in a Desolate Village]
#Drink this bowl of "heaven-sent" peach blossom wine, pin on a bright red flower, then lie down in the black house. From now on, building a strong body and living a long life will be within your reach.
Coming soon:
[The "Nuclear Harmony" Cultivation Simulator]
At the request of his fans, popular gaming streamer Shan He enters the high-mortality-rate immersive game I Wish to Ask the Immortals, only to unexpectedly unlock hell mode: either clear it in one life, or have his mental body permanently detained in the game.
He transmigrates as a beggar from the start?
With his unconventional way of thinking and inborn combat talent, Shan He successfully makes it out of the starting village, joins the Shangqing Sect, and becomes the greatest genius in the Mengcang Realm, enjoying unrivaled glory.
The path to immortality is cut off?
With his innate treasure-seeking and troublemaking constitutions, Shan He beats up genius demon cultivators, kicks the Demon Clan's holy son, and gathers the scattered divine artifacts, giving him hope of restoring the Ascension Stairway.
But... what should he do when the world is about to be destroyed?
A horde of turbid energy sweeps through Wangliang City. The elders of the immortal sects have already been gravely weakened suppressing the turbid energy, and the future of the Mengcang Realm has been placed in the hands of the young cultivators led by Shan He.
Should he ascend to immortality alone before the world perishes, or lead everyone in a fight against fate?
Shan He, the light of the righteous path and an unlucky player scammed by a shady game, falls into deep thought.
[A Guide to Raising Cannon-Fodder Little Ones]
A kid with maxed-out strength, zero logical thinking × a guardian with maxed-out ability, zero scruples
Blurb:
An Qi, the last dragon hatchling on Anka Star, is an obstacle to the protagonist's conquest of the stars, a cannon-fodder character who is about to be corrupted and turned into a monster.
If she hadn't been bound to the "Little Ones' Rescue System," her life would probably have been labeled just like that.
But the System, designed in the shape of a gold coin, complained to A Qi that the plot was unfair to little ones, then sincerely invited her to travel together to another world:
"Want to give it a try with me? Let's help other cannon-fodder little ones change their fates, build up our strength, beat up the protagonist, kick fate to the curb, and overturn this damn destiny!"
In fact, since the two couldn't understand each other's language, A Qi had no idea what the System was saying. But what bad intentions could a gold coin possibly have?! It could only help her earn more gold coins!
Full of anticipation, A Qi immediately grabbed the "big gold coin" that had flown within reach. Let's go! We'll find even more gold coins!
[Ancient World] Sacrificed "Child Prodigy" × Chief Minister in a Time of Chaos
System: Kid, this guardian may have a bad reputation and will eventually be brought down by the protagonist, but he's still pretty rich for now. We can stay at his place and mooch off him for a while, then find another guardian when he's about to fall.
A Qi, who barely understood the key words: Got it! We have to make him bring down the protagonist! Then I can mooch more meals!
With A Qi's help, the great villain successfully evolved from a treacherous minister into a regent who controlled the court, truly becoming The Outcast, above everyone but the emperor and above all others.
So the System waited and waited, but not only did it never see the day the villain was brought down, it also got caught red-handed by the villain for egging the kid on to run away from home...
The great villain spoke in a menacing voice: I hear you're the one who's been telling my kid to find another guardian?
The System, caught in his grasp: K-k-kid!!! Help me!!! It's killing the System!!!
[Interstellar World] Escaped Black-Market "Merchandise" × Self-Exiled Star of the Empire
System: Kid, this guardian has been disowned by the royal family, but he's still a big shot on the frontier planet. Let's use him to survive, then head to the capital planet and find his younger brother. We'll get him to adopt you and inherit his planet! Then we'll own half the stars!
A Qi: Got it! We'll team up with his older and younger brothers and take the other half of the stars too!
Theme: Don't be afraid. The world will get better
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The article is good to read, but it feels a bit like a stream of consciousness and I can't stand it anymore.
I really want to gain weight before reading it, but I'm afraid the author won't have the motivation to update it.
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