He Went Crazy After Learning I'm the Real Young Master

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Shi Shijin has a strong, fit physique, eight-pack abs, and stands 188 centimeters tall! His EQ and IQ are both 99! A perfect all-around good boy!

His parents disappeared when he was little.

At three, he learned to roam the streets.

At four, he learned to tease cats and dogs.

At five, he learned to talk, joke, perform, and sing.

At ten, he learned to sing, dance, and rap,

and every other word out of his mouth was, "I'm a rapper!"

Seventeen or eighteen is the perfect age to go out and make trouble! And then... nothing happened.

Shi Shijin was found by his parents, whom he hadn't seen in years, and told he was the young master of a wealthy family!

On the first day they met, he smiled faintly at his younger brother, who was a year younger than him.

That night, when the wind was high and the sky was dark, Shi Shijin went to his brother's room.

On his brother's pristine white bed, he did something truly outrageous!

When his brother walked in, Shi Shijin tossed a bedsheet smeared with poop right over his head.

Shi Shijin: Oh no, oh no! Little brother pooped on the bedsheet and is going to kill me to cover it up!

The next day

Shi Shijin sneaked up early and slipped into his parents' and little brother's rooms, stealing all their toothbrushes to scrub the toilet.

His parents and little brother: The toilet's so clean today. Give Auntie Wang a raise!

Shi Shijin raised his hand. "Auntie Wang didn't clean it, so give the money to me! And Auntie Wang is so mean, she wouldn't even tell me where the toilet brush was! Luckily, I had a solution!"

His parents and little brother: ...Then what did you use to clean it?

Shi Shijin: (smiling) Your toothbrushes! Don't worry, I washed them and put them back!

After Shi Shijin spent days acting crazy, he was finally sent to a psychiatric hospital.

Shi Shijin looked at the doctor in front of him. "Do you think I'm sick?"

The doctor wiped his glasses and calmly said, "I recommend keeping you here for observation."

The love interest is a psychiatric doctor (a total lunatic).

The protagonist is incredibly strong. He can carry a bucket of water weighing over ten kilos up to the eighth floor with his bare hands!

The author has always loved strong protagonists.

This is just for fun, so if you can't handle it, click away.

The author has been driven crazy by the review process, so this story is the result.

By conventional standards, these two are a perfect match. Shi Shijin isn't sick, he's just acting crazy. There won't be any romantic development while he's hospitalized.

Blurb for Another Story

The Good-for-Nothing Enters the Combat Division and Quakes in His Boots

[Infinite-flow + lightly ensemble cast + my own worldbuilding + leveling and growth + protagonist's POV in third person + slow-burn, long story warning]

Main Character's Little Monologue:

My name is Tang Zhile! It means being content and happy.

I'm an orphan, hmm~ Does being an orphan even make a difference in this society? Nobody has parents raising them anyway. We all rely on contributing to society.

In middle school, I was full of enthusiasm and wanted to make a whole new world for humanity. But the System told me, 'You useless weakling, all you've got is a glass marble. You can only go to the everyday division and work with metal as a support staffer.'

That dealt a heavy blow to the hot-blooded heart of a young boy, but there was nothing I could do. Life had to go on. So I dutifully spent three years in the 'everyday division.' But a top talent is a top talent wherever they go. When my skills reached the point where I could handle an aircraft carrier with my bare hands, the god of destiny gave me a new instance. It kicked me in the butt and sent me rolling to Combat University, a place that trains all kinds of violent giants!

Surrounded by powerful big shots, all I can do is cling to myself and tremble!

Me: F*ck (an internationally recognized friendly gesture), heavens! Why put a combat good-for-nothing in the combat division?

Whatever. I packed my things and put on my little backpack. Goodbye, dear everyday division. I'm heading to another execution ground I love most: Special Operations Zone One Combat University.

I hope the big shots won't mind having me as a tagalong!

And another thing! Even if I'm a good-for-nothing, I'm still going to be top!

World Background:

In 2094, a dark void appeared over the Atlantic Ocean on Blue Star. China's top-grade satellites detected energy in M State that reversed the north-south magnetic field.

That same year, unknown malformed creatures attacked people all over Blue Star. Due to their unusual method of attack, they would suddenly create a small, sealed space out of thin air in a crowded area and drag everyone inside into it. Most people trapped within faced the threat of death, and even those lucky enough to escape were killed by the malformed creatures waiting outside.

After repeated attacks, people concluded that the creatures possessed humanlike intelligence and planned their attacks to occupy humanity's living space.

Humanity suffered heavy casualties. The Southern Hemisphere gradually became a paradise for the malformed creatures, and in the places they occupied, they built enormous, dark, and eerie structures called Watchtowers.

Then, at exactly noon on October 1, 2109, the biggest holiday in China, the Divine Land unfurled a colossal spatial barrier called the Firmament. From then on, humanity no longer had to fear sudden attacks by the malformed creatures beneath the Firmament.

We call the malformed creatures the Other Races.

The Other Races were the catalyst that came before humanity entered the interstellar age, and the beginning of a multiverse catastrophe.

Instance Progress:

D-rank instance: Multicolored Rubik's Cube (completed) Clear rate: 43%

C-rank instance: Bride Aji (updating) Clear rate: Unknown

Main Character's Golden Finger Progress: 0% (still a useless benchwarmer waiting for a substitute)

Theme: Life has nothing you can't get through. If there is, just get over it.