My Master Has Only Half a Body Left

[Cold, crazy, scheming disciple gong]× [Protective little white snake shou]

When his master was alive, he rebelled against him. When his master died, he went mad and hunted down the murderer everywhere!

Fan Zheng: I capture evil people everywhere and turn them into puppets!

Feng Wuxing: I'm the infamous assassin~

Fan Zheng: Capture him.

Fan Zheng: I often catch evil spirits and eat them!

Feng Wuxing: I'm just a little snake spirit~

Fan Zheng: Capture him.

He runs, he chases, and he keeps flying even after sprouting wings~

--The Serious Introduction--

Feng Wuxing is very unlucky. He transmigrates into a snake that was struck dead by lightning, and only half of it at that.

Feng Wuxing is very lonely. Even a freak made of wriggling blood vessels in the forbidden depths of the Demon Realm makes him want to take it in as a disciple.

Feng Wuxing is also very protective. Yet the disciple he carefully raised insists on cutting ties with him.

Feng Wuxing doesn't understand, but respects his choice.

Before Fan Zheng leaves, Feng Wuxing gives him one of his eyes for protection.

Three years later, Feng Wuxing fails to ascend and dies. When Fan Zheng hears the news, he rushes over, insisting that his master was murdered and vowing to dig up the entire place to find the culprit.

*

Legend has it that a ship called the Wheel of the Sinful Shore is full of sinners. They are turned into puppets by the ship's owner, Fan Zheng, and live lives where they can neither live nor die.

One day, Hongfeng Ghost, a criminal being hunted by the righteous sects, jumps ship in desperation and is successfully captured.

The righteous cultivators say, "He's done for now!"

Fan Zheng sees a trace of Feng Wuxing in Hongfeng Ghost, but when he finally confirms it, Hongfeng Ghost dies protecting him.

*

Legend has it that Fan Zheng, master of the Wheel of the Sinful Shore, is about to marry the daughter of the head of the Yuqing Sect.

In a remote backwater, someone summons a snake spirit from a lake.

The Demon Lord enthusiastically invites the snake spirit to join forces and ambush Fan Zheng. They immediately hit it off, but when they arrive, they discover it is a trap and are both captured.

The snake spirit decisively abandons the Demon Lord and flees.

Not long afterward, Fan Zheng corners the snake spirit again. The snake spirit is ready to fight, but sees Fan Zheng holding an eyeball in his hand. "Your eye."

The snake spirit blinks with one eye. "N-no, that's not mine."

"Hahahaha!" Fan Zheng clutches his stomach with both hands, laughing maniacally. "I've been looking for you all this time... I've always wanted to know... hahaha... what unlucky, powerful spirit could be caught by a pretty-boy like Feng Wuxing? We were obviously a pair... hahaha... I'm such an idiot..."

Only then does Feng Wuxing realize that his cold and distant disciple has gone mad long ago!

Though the other man is crazy, he has two hundred and fifty schemes up his sleeve. He sets one trap after another for Feng Wuxing, who changes secret identities like clothes, and steals his heart and body without him even realizing it.

Feng Wuxing: Maybe I should just die again. Permanently.

Please read the guide before starting:

* 1v1, happy ending, mild Lovecraftian elements, horror (a little gory, so leave quickly if you're scared)

* The main characters' feelings develop gradually, so don't rush them~

* Cultivation levels: Qi Refining - Foundation Establishment - Golden Core - Nascent Soul - Deity Transformation - Void Refining - Tribulation Transcendence - Great Ascension

* Natural treasures are ranked Heaven, Earth, Black, and Yellow, with three grades each.

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The Cat Brings Home a Wolf

[Elegant, refined cat shou]× [Scheming, vicious wolf gong]

Su Baihu, the cat clan chief of the Third Star System, takes in a little white cat at a friend's request and raises it with great care.

One day, his friend's younger sister comes to visit her nephew and nearly faints on the spot.

She trembles. "Wait, isn't that a snow wolf?"

Su Baihu suddenly understands. "No wonder it was so hard to drag him back."

She grabs her hair. "Help! Are you blind?"

Su Baihu says sheepishly, "To be honest, I'm just a tiny bit nearsighted."

She takes a step back. "The Wolf Emperor of the First Star System has issued a warrant for you across the entire galaxy."

Su Baihu slaps his forehead. "Oh, that's how I died last time."

This time, Su Baihu secretly smuggles the little snow wolf back to the First Star System, leaves him in a park near the imperial palace with a lollipop to keep him busy, then turns and slips away.

*

Su Baihu flees to the human star system overnight, puts on glasses to correct his vision, and years later becomes a washed-up nobody in the entertainment industry.

He's in the public eye, yet so obscure that nobody can find a thing about him.

He keeps a low profile and takes life at his own pace, until one day he discovers that someone has raided his cat nest and his clan desperately needs money.

With no other choice, Su Baihu joins a high-risk dating show to make money.

When the idols first meet, top-tier star Yue Yinxiao walks over and holds out a hand. "You look like my dad who went missing years ago."

Su Baihu: Is this a family reunion show?

Looking at the silver hair on the other's head, Su Baihu replies cautiously, "Just call me Teacher Su. I don't deserve to be called Dad."

Yue Yinxiao: "Teacher, you smell delicious."

Su Baihu: "..."

Why are there so many monsters on this dating show that want to eat little cats?

Theme: Evil will never triumph over good. Keep going, and dawn will come at last.