My Archenemy Is Up to No Good Around Me

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Pampered, adorable princess of a heroine x sweet-faced, dark-hearted, boyish male lead

Jiang Qinghuan is the only girl born to the Duke of State’s household in a hundred years. They cherish her so much they’re afraid she’ll break if they hold her, or melt if they put her in their mouths. She is also exceptionally beautiful, with bright eyes, pearly teeth, and skin whiter than snow. One look at her is enough to melt anyone’s heart.

She could have had the run of the capital.

Then Gu Changfeng appeared out of nowhere. His entire family died for their country, and his only sister is a favored imperial consort.

The first time Qinghuan and Gu Changfeng met, they both pinned the other to the ground and fought over a lantern.

Everyone in the capital knows that Miss Jiang and the second young master of the Gu family are bitter enemies who would love to strangle each other.

Alas, enemies are bound to meet.

When Qinghuan was fifteen, she prayed before the Buddha: "I, your devoted believer Qinghuan, ask for neither wealth nor love. I only wish to stay far, far away from that second young master of the Gu family."

The good news: the Buddha heard her.

The bad news: the Buddha misunderstood.

From that day on, strange things began to happen. She could not get more than one foot away from Gu Changfeng.

Only after each intimate encounter could they put some distance between them.

If Qinghuan wanted to return to her residence at night, she had no choice but to hug Gu Changfeng.

If Qinghuan wanted to go on an outing in the countryside the next day, she had no choice but to kiss Gu Changfeng on the cheek.

If Qinghuan wanted to marry far away in another country, she could only...

[Reader’s guide]

1. No supernatural forces are involved. It’s all the male lead’s little tricks to win his wife back, plus coincidences.

2. Both leads are pure, childhood sweethearts, close since they were young.

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Childhood sweethearts | Bickering couple | Cohabitation trope

Energetic sweetheart x sharp-tongued, aloof guy

After accidentally moving in with her childhood friend and nemesis, Li Zhishui imagines countless possible scenarios.

- They’ll argue so loudly that the neighbors call the police to complain about the noise.

- They’ll fight so badly they’ll want to strangle each other.

- They’ll expose each other’s embarrassing secrets on social media and pay people to like the posts.

But definitely not this:

She accidentally gets drunk,

and then, maybe, possibly, sleeps with Lu Zechuan.

[Scene]

The morning after drinking, just as Li Zhishui is sneaking away with her blanket, Lu Zechuan suddenly wakes up and reaches out to grab its edge.

Li Zhishui, feeling guilty: "Can we pretend nothing happened?"

After a long pause, Lu Zechuan lets out a quiet scoff.

"Sure."

Li Zhishui breathes a sigh of relief.

Lu Zechuan says lazily, his tone calm:

"I’ll go find a rope and hang myself outside the front door right now."

Li Zhishui: "..."

Theme: Love can make a person better.