A Sea Farm Owner, but with Mods

[Mod means a game mod, a program that modifies or enhances a game]

I'm Sylvia, a high-level corporate workhorse whose doctor advised her to spend more time in nature.

I'm always a patient who follows doctor's orders, so I approached... the world's most fun farming game, strongly recommended by a friend.

But fishing in this game is way too hard! I'm quitting!

Thanks to my friend for the big mod chip. I love it.

She's so thoughtful. Not only did she solve the fishing problem, she even thought of how I could use some extra hands to help with the work.

A multiple-marriage mod. She's a genius!

So Sylvia invited every NPC with a halfway decent character model: "Hi there. Wanna get married?"

But only the red-haired boy she met for the first time responded: "Sure."

Even so, Sylvia's proposal failed, because the red-haired boy's family members were firmly against the match.

After repeated failed proposals, Sylvia clenched her fists. Damn it, good thing this isn't her only mod!

Finally, facing the World Government, who were eagerly looking to capture her and study her, Sylvia hefted the cannon of truth: Take this, you filthy old farmer! A friendship-powered face-blasting shot!

[Pairing: Red Hair]

Grammar-challenged writing

Stardew Valley elements and an evil tech farmer

Timeline is a mess

Anything that doesn't match the original is my own headcanon

Theme: Love yourself before loving someone else.