The Max-Level Human's Guide to Self-Rescue

(Original title: Xie Yun's Little Fool)

Xie Yun is the head of an ability-user organization, with every human buff maxed out. Taking on the glorious task of being "humanity's light" is, of course, out of the question~

For Xie Yun, an all-knowing, all-powerful being close to a god, her sole duty is to set the world back on track. But even the most rational wise woman can fall in love after an accident.

A young man appears out of nowhere in her bedroom. They push and pull, hesitating and drawing closer, while slowly revealing their innermost thoughts. As their hearts draw nearer, is this a wise woman's clear-eyed surrender, or an oasis for a lost traveler?

Neither. Their hearts are forced apart by the path fate has set for them. Then the truth is cruelly laid bare, and the revelations keep turning everything upside down.

A bystander who thinks they've seen it all:

"Don't you resent her?"

Yan Yi:

"I'm angry with her. That doesn't mean I don't love her anymore."

When the truth turns upside down once more:

Xie Yun:

"Are you going to abandon me too?"

The young man says nothing, but his tears fall like little pearls.

Xie Yun:

"Then stay with me for a while."

A max-level human's guide to saving herself:

Question:

How can a max-level human with a death wish stay alive?

Answer:

1. You need a young man to appear out of nowhere in your bedroom.

2. Test him. Observe him.

3. Fall in love with him, then take him away so he can't go anywhere without you.

A heroine who seems cool and distant but is actually wickedly mischievous, and has the bearing of a queen

x A hero who seems obedient but is actually a little dog who bites

PS:

1. Many elements are original, and the worldbuilding is rather unusual.

2. The hero will love only the heroine for a hundred years.

3. The heroine drives both the plot and the romance. Please proceed with caution if that's not your thing.

4. Gender-bender! Gender-bender! Gender-bender! This is important, so it's emphasized three times.

Below is the blurb for my next novel. Feel free to read it if you're interested~~

In the twenty-fifth year of Tianyan, eunuchs hold sway. Ning Fanyin, the chief eunuch, wields absolute power and dominates the court. She shows no respect to the emperor above or the officials below.

Every person in court could condemn Ning Fanyin with enough spittle to drown her, though of course they only do so in private.

The current emperor has no children, save for one son.

Now everyone in the land is hoping that this aging prince, who has yet to marry, will produce an heir.

When Ning Fanyin hears this, she lifts the chin of a certain older bachelor and smiles meaningfully. "What does Your Highness think? Shall I find you a fine wife?"

The man kneels halfway on the bed and looks up at her, pleading. "Fanyin knows I don't have the stamina for that."

Ning Fanyin raises an eyebrow. Her smile vanishes, and her eyes turn dark as ink. "What if you were in better health?"

The woman lifts the man's hair ribbon, covering the eyes that stir her heart.

He trembles in her hands and says, "I still wouldn't marry."

For a moment, Ning Fanyin loses herself in the breath against her palm. Then she presses him again. "What if you married me?"

Only after a long moment does a barely audible reply leave the man's lips. "I'm old and past my prime. Fanyin should find herself some younger men."

"Slap!"

Xie Wenyu is tossed back onto the bed. When he looks up again, the woman has disappeared.

Ning Fanyin thinks the man is rejecting her because she is a eunuch, but she doesn't know that Wenyu is only afraid he won't be able to stay by Fanyin's side for long.

He's nine years older than Fanyin. Not only is he old, his health is poor. Fanyin is so wonderful; it would be a shame for her to marry him.

One day, he will no longer be handsome. He will always grow old before Fanyin, and even if she still loves him then, he will die before her.

What will Fanyin do all alone then? Wouldn't that leave her just like before?

PS:

1. Female-dominated setting, heroine is a eunuch (of course, it's only part of the setting; there's nothing physically wrong with her.) This is an important content warning!

2. The heroine was raised by the hero. She had a rough childhood, so her personality is rather extreme.

3. The hero loves the heroine very, very much, but various factors have kept him from accepting her.

4. The heroine will force the hero into a relationship, including marrying him against his will. Please don't read if that's not your thing~

Theme: No matter what hardships you face, keep living well~