The Chronicles of Lu Xiaohuang

My name is Lu Xiaohuang. That's right, my unlucky dad is none other than Lu Xiaofeng. So my marriage prospects became a very serious issue. When I was little, I told my dad with a perfectly straight face, "Dad, when I grow up, I want to marry Uncle Hua." Dad paused, then solemnly told me that Hua Manlou had already married his Hundred Flowers Pavilion. I was devastated. So I told Dad again, "Dad, when I grow up, I want to marry Uncle Zhu Ting." Dad solemnly informed me that even my big sister Xue'er hadn't managed that. Finally, in desperation, I said to Dad, "Dad, how about I marry Uncle Ximen Chuixue instead?" Dad fell right over. "He already has a wife." "!!!!!!" "Did you really think he was unmarried all this time?" "..." "Hahaha..." It ended with Dad laughing until his sides hurt. At last, Dad asked me, "Daughter, why don't you want to marry me?" Without the slightest hesitation, I said, "Don't compare my taste to Mom's!" And finally, Dad was depressed for a very, very long time... A bottomless pit that's a billion years in the making. Enter at your own risk!!!!!!!!!!!! Premise: