The Celestial Dragon Alpha and Omega Are Fighting Over Me

[Preview: How Miserable Is It to Transmigrate as a Straight Man Into an Incubus? below this blurb]

Lu Ren transmigrated into an ABO novel and became a nameless Beta extra at the empire's top military academy.

The original leads, an Omega and an Alpha, both came from distinguished backgrounds. Their sweet, satisfying story followed the classic “your nemesis is your wife” route, taking them from rivals to lovers and all the way to the top of the empire. The entire Star Alliance shipped them to death.

But none of that had anything to do with him. Lu Ren was just a background character, forced into the academy by his vain parents, who hoped he would attach himself to some powerful Alpha or Omega.

Here, Alphas were prestigious and Omegas were precious, every one of them a rising star with a bright future.

Betas, meanwhile, were at the very bottom of the pecking order, unable even to smell pheromones.

Lu Ren had no intention of cozying up to the powerful. He just wanted to keep a low profile, graduate in peace, and land a stable job in logistics.

But somehow, he had no idea how he ended up in front of the lead Alpha and Omega.

Lu Ren understood his role as a Beta: the sidekick, the supporting character, the “I've never seen the young master treat anyone else this specially” romance bodyguard.

So when the lead Alpha glared at him and demanded to know why he was covered in Omega pheromones...

“Sorry, I can't smell them,” Lu Ren said sincerely, then seized the opportunity to ask, “I heard the lead Omega's pheromones smell like cedar. Do you like that?”

The lead Alpha's expression darkened.

When the lead Omega, in the middle of a heat, pinned him against a wall and rubbed his canine teeth against the smooth nape of his neck...

“I'm sorry, but as a Beta, I can't help you,” Lu Ren said, playing along docilely, then pressed his advantage. “Want me to find the lead Alpha for you?”

The lead Omega's gaze turned inscrutable.

Until one day, the lead Alpha and Omega started fighting over him.

Lu Ren: ?

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One day, Lu Ren accidentally stumbled into a hidden section of the school forum.

#YouBastardAlphasPutPheromonesOnLuBaoAgainAndSeeWhatHappens!!#

#YouWeakActingGreenTeaOmegasAreNoBetterThanAnyoneElse#

#AcademicDiscussion:HowExactlyCanABetaBePermanentlyMarked?HelpHelpHelp#

#ABandBOAreBothAgainstNature,BBIsTheOneTruePairing,GotThat?BBIsTheOneTruePairing!#

Lu Ren was shocked, confused, and deep in thought. He left the forum and opened it again: ?

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Lu Ren was a Beta, an awful Beta with no pheromones or glands, unaffected by heats or ruts, and impossible to mark forever.

Lu Ren: I'm just a normal person.

[Updates are usually at 9 p.m. (I'll post a notice if something comes up.)]

[The two main couples are listed among the supporting characters: AB and OB, with temporary one-on-one pairings. There are rivalry scenes over the love interest, but no group sex. There are no romantic relationships between the Alphas and Omegas. Everyone has an extremely strong crush on the protagonist.]

[More details to come!]

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Preview: How Miserable Can a Straight Man Be After Transmigrating as an Incubus?

The protagonist died suddenly after working through several surgeries back-to-back, then transmigrated into a melodramatic danmei novel.

Good news: He opened his eyes and found himself back in the prime of his twenties.

Bad news: There is no bad news!

Whether it's studying or exams, residency or surgery, he's got everything under control. He can even grab some juicy gossip about a scumbag gong and his shameless shou while the lead gong calls him over to treat the substitute shou's X-injury.

Thanks to his previous life's experience, he graduates with ten years of clinical practice under his belt. While still young, he becomes chief physician in neurosurgery at X Hospital and a professor at X Medical University. His genius reputation and dazzling prospects keep him awake every night.

Just shy of thirty, the protagonist, who has barely ever been sick, suddenly comes down with a high fever that won't break. No matter how many tests they run, they can't find anything wrong.

His parents, who haven't been around in eight hundred years, suddenly show up to deliver some terrible news.

The protagonist isn't human. He's an incubus, and he has to live by feeding on men's X-essence.

Protagonist: ? I don't believe it.

Believe it or not, a little x-shaped mark will appear on your lower abdomen the night you turn thirty. Then you'll believe it.

Protagonist: Is this right? Is this right?! Is this really a creature that belongs in a melodramatic danmei novel? Is this a disease that should afflict an elite with an unlimited future?

Ahhh, I don't dare open my eyes. I hope this is all a hallucination!

The protagonist couldn't accept it. He refused to give in and vowed to defend his front, back, left, and right to the death.

He was so hungry he howled at home every day, but seven days passed... then half a month... then a month...

He perfectly preserved his dignity and chastity as a straight man. (Weakly wipes away drool.)

Protagonist: A measly incubus? I'll show you who's boss!

Then one day, having failed to eat even a single mouthful of X-essence, the protagonist passed out right at his front door.

When he woke up, he was in the hospital. To his shock, his fever was gone. He no longer felt hungry or lustful when he saw men, and instead felt more satisfied than ever. He had so much energy he felt like he could perform ten surgeries in a row.

Wait, what about his dignity? His chastity? The feeding process?

The protagonist started scrutinizing everyone around him.

Was it his cool, considerate childhood friend, whom he'd been on the phone with just before passing out and who had said he was coming over with food?

Or his sunny, cheerful new neighbor, whose house or power strip always seemed to be leaking, and who was constantly coming over to borrow things?

Or the older, steady, wealthy CEO of the X Group, who for some reason had so much free time that he kept showing up at the hospital?

It couldn't possibly be the rotten cucumber, the lead gong, could it????

Wait, why were the substitute shou and the white moonlight looking at him strangely, too?

#AlsoKnownAs: Turning Into a Wizard (Crossed Out) Incubus at Thirty If You're Still an X-Virgin (.

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