[New Novel: After Turning into a Cat, I Became a Ghost-Hunting Big Shot. The blurb is at the end. If you're interested, please add it to your favorites~]
Blurb: General Zhu Ming, a highly decorated military hero, is transported into a melodramatic entertainment-industry novel and becomes a minor actor who is infatuated with the male lead gong.
In the story, he acts like a pure, innocent green tea in front of the male lead gong, while threatening to kill the male lead shou behind his back. In the end, the gong and shou team up to send him to a psychiatric hospital, where he dies miserably in an electrotherapy chair.
System: Your mission is to maintain your character, ensure the plot progresses correctly, and give the leads a happy ending!
Zhu Ming: ...What about my happy ending? Is nobody going to do anything about that?!
After his protests come to nothing, Zhu Ming can only spend all night studying the script, trying to find a way to survive between the lines. In the end, he arrives at one great truth: if you want to live well, you need to have money first.
His love rival is very rich.
The male lead shou, Wen Zhiming, is a brilliant agent known for his ruthless methods. Everyone says he is two-faced, cold-hearted, and underhanded. The male lead gong owes much of his current fame in the entertainment world to him.
Zhu Ming gives a cold laugh. “A love rival is still an enemy. You have to treat your enemies with the chill of midwinter. Asking you for a hundred thousand isn't unreasonable, is it?”
So, the first time he comes face-to-face with his love rival, Zhu Ming collapses weakly to the ground, clutching his chest like the lovely Xi Shi, a sight to inspire pity.
His voice catches with tears. “It's not your fault, big brother. I'm just dizzy and can't stand up.”
Wen Zhiming, the one being framed, raises his cool, sharp eyes and calmly asks, “Will a hundred and fifty thousand cover the medical bills?”
Zhu Ming accepts the money in a daze, still gazing at his love rival's dashing retreating figure.
He murmurs to himself, “He's not what I imagined.”
System: ???? Why are you blushing?! He's humiliating you with money!
The next few times, whenever Zhu Ming opens his mouth, Wen Zhiming humiliates him with that damned money.
The story starts taking a strange turn.
Zhu Ming's career takes off, and his savings grow by the day. Clutching his chest, he says, “What should I do? My love rival is so capable. I'm going to fall for him.”
System: ???? First, tell me why you're dressed like that in the male lead shou's room!
With his bathrobe hanging open, Zhu Ming hooks an arm around Wen Zhiming's neck and pins him against the wall. He pauses to answer, “I'm doing my job as the green tea second male lead: bullying him.”
Wen Zhiming has used money to send away countless little green teas who were jealous and fighting for his attention.
But the trick doesn't work on Zhu Ming. With his impressive martial arts skills, this man has risen from a minor actor to a top-tier star, winning award after award and earning a reputation as the greatest action star of the new generation. And yet he still won't stop clinging to Wen Zhiming, getting closer and closer.
Until one day, they end up in bed. Zhu Ming leans over him, bites his earlobe, and breathes sweetly, “Big brother, do you like me now, or do you like him?”
Wen Zhiming blushes and turns his head away, murmuring, “I like you.”
“From the very beginning, it's only ever been you.”
Green-tea actor gong x black-to-white agent shou
[Reading Guide]
* The gong and shou dote on each other. A nontraditional love-rivals-to-lovers story, with mutual feelings as thick as a pipe.
* The story takes place in an entirely fictional setting where same-sex marriage is legal.
* Chapters 22-95 are reverse VIP chapters, so please be careful not to buy them twice.
Below is the blurb for my new novel, After Turning into a Cat, I Became a Ghost-Hunting Big Shot, originally titled After Turning into a Cat, My Nemesis Keeps Wanting to Neuter Me. It's a sweet, mutually doting story about an ancient cultivator crossing into modern times and urban ghost stories. If you're interested, please add it to your favorites, kisses~
[Updates every other day before VIP; daily updates after VIP]
Immortal Venerable Lu Zhichang fails his tribulation and is struck by heavenly lightning into a rift in space-time, turning into a cat. Then his old nemesis from a past life takes him home.
His nemesis doesn't recognize him and thinks he's just an ordinary kitten. Every day, he squeezes and kneads him without mercy, and is always coming up with new ways to get him neutered.
How outrageous!
Lu Zhichang frets every day over how to escape this jinx, but unexpectedly discovers that modern society, which seems calm and peaceful, is not so safe after all.
For instance, his nemesis is wrapped in ghostly energy and may soon suffer a bloody disaster.
It should be a perfect opportunity, but Lu Zhichang changes his mind. My nemesis is mine. Who dares kill him before I do?
He still has the cultivation from his past life. Even in a cat's body, there isn't a ghost or deity in this world who can match him.
To uncover the evil ghost plotting against his nemesis, Lu Zhichang raises his cat tail and returns to his old line of work, stepping into the world of ghost hunters.
Then he discovers that the ghosts in this world all seem to have something wrong with their heads.
To be specific...
A dripping-wet, sinister water ghost with long hair veiling its face climbs up from the riverbank, revealing a mouthful of sharp teeth. It gazes hopefully at his fluffy tail. “Can I touch your tail?”
In a nonexistent floor of the library, a student ghost prowls with a ferocious expression as the bookcases collapse one after another. Amid the blazing flames, it timidly makes a request. “I want to squish your paw pads.”
In the clock tower, the midnight bells ring as a ghastly white shape dangles from the rafters. The hanging ghost lets its long tongue droop, its voice drifting eerily through the night sky. “Ears... ears... soft, bouncy cat ears. Let me rub them...”
Lu Zhichang: ...
Lu Zhichang backs away several paces. Help, there's a pervert here!
Later, he gets used to it. When he goes out to hunt ghosts, he doesn't bother asking questions and just offers his tail first. “Want to touch it?”
Then, while the other party is distracted, he strikes viciously and gives them a thorough beating. “Heh, keep dreaming! Not just anyone gets to touch this cat's tail!”
There's a secret forum on the dark web devoted to discussing paranormal events in the city. It's a secret base where ghost hunters exchange information and post and accept assignments.
Recently, a big story has made waves on the forum.
A ghost hunter with the codename “Default Nickname 18576” has risen to fame, climbing from the bottom of the rankings to the very top in just three months.
The water ghost that lured people to their deaths by drowning has disappeared. The nonexistent floor in the library has disappeared. The hanging ghost in the clock tower that claimed lives to the sound of the midnight bells has disappeared...
Urban legends are vanishing, and 18576 has become a new legend. Everyone is curious about this mysterious ghost hunter who never shows himself in public, yet no one has ever seen what he looks like.
Until the day the Ghost King descends, its hellfire consuming the world and turning the human realm into an inferno. All ghost hunters answer the call to battle, risking their lives to protect the cities they call home.
18576 answers the call, too.
At last, during the strategy meeting for the battle against the Ghost King, people finally get a chance to see the face of this legend.
Someone pushes open the meeting-room door, but no one is there. They hear only footsteps, until they look down.
A fluffy, plush ragdoll cat leaps onto the conference table and sits there solemnly, like a giant triangular rice ball. “Meow.”
“Let's begin.” A clear, cool young man's voice rings in the participants' minds along with the meow.
Everyone: ????!!!!
Is this what 18576 really looks like?! A... cat?!
Ji Wuyu, seated among the other ghost hunters, is stunned, but for a very different reason.
He is shocked by two things.
First, this round, adorable kitten is the cat he raised himself.
Second, he knows the voice echoing in his mind all too well. It's the voice of his old nemesis from a past life, with whom he was entangled for a hundred years!
A tsundere Immortal Venerable gong with plenty of inner monologue x a shameless, scheming Demon Venerable shou
[Reading Guide]
* Modern supernatural battles plus sweet everyday moments. Don't underestimate the combat power of the comic relief character (not that kind of story).
* They had mutual crushes in their past lives. In the present, they dote on each other with mutual feelings, and the story is equally focused on both the gong and the shou.
* The shou loses his cultivation at first. After recovering it, his combat strength is evenly matched with the gong.
Theme: Reject manipulation and live your own life.
Stick out your tongue first and then bite, bad cat, bad cat
Sanctimonious! Sanctimonious! Why don't you kiss for a little longer?
What a sweetheart (sigh)
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha Emperor, your brother is gay, your brother and the general are both gay.
When will the teacher open the next book [Empty Bowl]
Where is the last chapter...
It was so good the first time 🐶
Hahahahahahahaha so confusing
Hahahahahahahaha General Xiao Zhong regrets it
Then why are you talking about sending young couples to Beijing?