☆Ongoing novel: "Don't Take Flirty Photos with Your Junior!" Please add it to your favorites, this premise is so much fun! A twist! Trust me! Kiss kiss!☆
[Easygoing, gentle, naturally clueless nobody bottom × initially hot-tempered, tsundere, putting on an act, later unhinged and scheming green-tea celebrity top]
[The plant-bound patient, Lou Qingtai, has awakened]
1.
What do you do when, after transmigrating, you find a plant-bound patient who looks exactly like you?
Lou Yishu: Thanks for asking. The patient's name is Lou Qingtai, he's currently being admitted to the hospital, and he has more debt than anyone can count.
With nowhere else to go, and wanting to keep Lou Qingtai alive, Lou Yishu can only use his identity to earn money by working and appearing on variety shows.
But he never expected Lou Qingtai to be the most hated man online, with everyone calling him a talentless ignoramus, a braggart, a scandal-monger, and an over-the-top macho jerk. All these labels were pinned on Lou Yishu. To top it off, he also inherited a bargain-basement celebrity boyfriend.
But how could a prime minister be afraid of any of that?
The most hated man? No problem. Lou Yishu has mastered all kinds of skills. One jab with a fork by the lake, and the island has enough food!
Hated by the entire internet? No worries. He can recite poetry and prose at will, help the director complete a missing passage, and rescue a colleague who falls from a horse on the grassland, turning public opinion around in an instant.
It's just... why does his bargain-basement boyfriend look at him more and more strangely?
2.
The thing Qiao Yuxi regrets most in his life is dating Lou Qingtai. It's practically a digital criminal record.
To get Lou Qingtai off his back, Qiao Yuxi kept his promise and gave him a spot on the hottest variety show of the moment, intending to treat him like a stranger afterward. But you can't plan for everything. His boyfriend walked out of the bathroom wearing ancient-style clothes and soaking wet from head to toe.
He even claimed that his real name was Lou Yishu.
Qiao Yuxi thought the guy was crazy.
Not long afterward, Qiao Yuxi and Lou Yishu appeared on a variety show together. Qiao Yuxi thought Lou Yishu would stick to his old routine of being both notorious and popular, following his usual script on the show. But the other man grew more and more captivating. Lou Yishu's unrestrained vitality made it impossible for Qiao Yuxi to look away.
Still, Qiao Yuxi didn't trust Lou Yishu, not until his childhood friend asked him, "When are you two breaking up? If you don't like him anymore, let me have him!"
Qiao Yuxi: ? You can't just hand someone over like that! Back off!!!
3.
Lou Qingtai woke up, and as soon as Lou Yishu heard the news, he slipped away.
He never expected that one day, someone would pin him against a dark wall.
That person held his head firmly and coaxed his tongue into a kiss, while Lou Yishu could only shed pitiful tears as he was taken at the other's every whim.
After an unknown amount of time, Qiao Yuxi let out a sigh.
"I've always wanted more than just this."
*The top has always loved the bottom, and never had any intimate contact with Lou Qingtai, not even holding hands.
[Reading Guide]
1. One-on-one, sweet happy ending, both inexperienced.
2. He transmigrates into the body. The most hated man becomes everyone's favorite. The bottom is a great beauty, calm and even-tempered. He won't deliberately retaliate, but will casually make people eat their words.
3. Face-slapping, identity reveals, melodramatic rivalry, plus a fake death escape.
4. No real-life inspirations! No real-life inspirations! It's a fictional dynasty, all made up by the author. Please don't overanalyze the historical details.
5. Same-sex marriage has only just become legal in this setting.
6. New author begging for favorites, here's a cute little pose └|゜ε゜|┐
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"Don't Take Flirty Photos with Your Junior!"
Fair-skinned, gorgeous, hot-bodied, resilient senior bottom × bespectacled junior top whose glasses conceal his true self, with an overwhelming appetite for sex and a dominant streak
1.
Chu Xue had no parents and was raised by the head of his orphanage. After getting into a prestigious university, he took all kinds of odd jobs to make ends meet: running errands during finals, saving seats in the library, delivering packages... He'd do anything for money. He even sold suggestive photos of himself online.
But the good times didn't last. The market for risqué photos grew more and more saturated. Other people's pictures were heavily edited and came with all sorts of props, and some even made videos. Chu Xue only had a white shirt and didn't know how to come up with new ideas, so he was gradually replaced by other creators.
Just as his side hustle hit a dead end, Chu Xue met a junior in a swimming class. The junior wore black-rimmed glasses and looked very earnest. Once he took off his shirt, Chu Xue saw his beautiful muscle definition and strong, sexy waist, and started getting other ideas.
Maybe suggestive photos of two people would sell better?
So he added the junior's contact information, planning to get to know him before bringing it up.
2.
Xie Li had been secretly in love with Chu Xue for three years, pursuing him in secret from high school into university. Sadly, the person he loved was too cold and heartless. Every person who confessed to Chu Xue, man or woman, tall or short, ended up rejected. The record of failed attempts was too grim, and seeing his predecessors fail had made Xie Li afraid to make a move. Then, during a swimming class, Chu Xue finally noticed him.
Whether heaven had finally opened its eyes or the matchmaker was trying to hit his quota, Chu Xue actually stopped him after class! He even added him as a contact! Xie Li was over the moon!
Not long afterward, Chu Xue invited him to meet.
Chu Xue: "Junior Xie, I want to talk to you about something. I'm taking suggestive photos right now..."
What kind of photos? Suggestive? Xie Li's expression darkened, and his black-rimmed glasses almost failed to keep him in check.
Chu Xue: "I wanted to ask if you'd take some with me."
Suggestive photos? Great! I love suggestive photos. And how could I, as your junior, not help when you need me?
Xie Li raised a bright, enthusiastic smile and nodded. "Of course, Senior~"
3.
The photoshoot went smoothly, and their photos received rave reviews online. At the same time, Chu Xue unexpectedly gained a fan who showered him with money. A leg photo got him 1,000 yuan, and a glimpse of his shoulder got him 2,000. The fan was incredibly generous.
But this fan became more and more demanding, even asking Chu Xue to wear specific outfits for photos. When Chu Xue said he couldn't afford to buy them, the fan sent box after box of clothes: Lolita dresses, black stockings, cat tails... He had everything. For the sake of the money, Chu Xue was reluctant, but he put them on anyway.
It was just that the clothes seemed custom-made for him. Even private measurements like his waist size were exactly right.
One evening, Chu Xue was taking photos with Xie Li again. He straddled Xie Li, and at first everything went as usual.
Then a sharp smack left Chu Xue stunned for a moment.
Xie Li's palm had left a trace of warmth on his bottom. Chu Xue's lips parted slightly as he stared with his beautiful eyes. At some point, the earnest junior had taken off his glasses, and Chu Xue finally noticed the almost naked lust in his eyes.
"Senior, arch your butt a little higher. It'll look better."
He was good at being deliberately ambiguous. It was hard to tell whether he meant the photo would look better, or Chu Xue's butt.
[Reading Guide]
1. One-on-one, sweet happy ending, both inexperienced.
2. The bottom will wear women's clothing. Please decide for yourself if that's a dealbreaker.
Theme: Good connections bring good fortune
There aren't many normal people in this whole variety show, right?
Is the author a kindergarten teacher by profession? How could he make the protagonist appear mentally retarded?
Just take some water and you can remove the makeup. This cosmetic is too bad.
Is this attack's character correct?
So Gong talked to the original owner only because he liked the original owner, so this book is written about Gong and Shou, which makes people feel strange.
So. . Is it because Gong fell in love with the original owner and only started dating at first sight? Is it because of his face?
There aren't many normal people in this whole variety show, right?
Is the author a kindergarten teacher by profession? How could he make the protagonist appear mentally retarded?
Just take some water and you can remove the makeup. This cosmetic is too bad.
Is this attack's character correct?
So Gong talked to the original owner only because he liked the original owner, so this book is written about Gong and Shou, which makes people feel strange.
So. . Is it because Gong fell in love with the original owner and only started dating at first sight? Is it because of his face?
Although I'm a dandy, I'm so touched (
Has the author never put on makeup?
In business? So Ji is Ji?