●It's quite sad, so read it carefully. I was in a very bad mental state when I wrote this book. It's so sweet that you can go to "Unprofessional Badass"! It can be said that they are two extremes...
God descends to earth, cuts black, cuts white, violently attacks × Great Fool, if wisdom cuts white, cuts black, believers suffer
[Double cleanliness, double first love + non-flowing seats, non-shuang writing, no system, no invincibility + plot + beautiful, strong, miserable]
When the supreme god lost his memory and fell to earth and became a lowly furnace, scruples completely disappeared, and all the creatures who coveted him gradually showed their claws.
Only His most perfect creation can prevail, for God's choice was ordained from the beginning.
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Jiang Zairong used to be a pot of medicine for treating diseases, but now he is a furnace. In terms of cultivation, he has no future.
For an orthodox cultivator, the master should lead him in, and he would look at the spiritual root search method and cultivate the Zifu Alchemy Pill Yuanying, but he relied entirely on blind cats and dead mice, and his cultivation speed could also advance by leaps and bounds. He was simply an alien among aliens.
Perhaps it's because he has been a golden-eyed monster different from others since he was born.
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He originally thought that he could die peacefully after escaping from his possessive adoptive father and coming to the outside world.
Even the grave was prepared for him, but one day he woke up and learned that he had become the lowest-ranking furnace, and he even offered to be a groom at someone's door.
Not only was the stinky fox taking advantage of him in his own territory, but the ghostly adoptive father came after him to propose marriage, and people who wanted to mend the furnace came one after another!
The big black python with two souls: Whatever you think, I am different from that fox. He wants too much. I just want to have a good time with you, so let me have a taste, baby?
Inkjet squid disguised as a human: Your eyes are really beautiful. Are you interested in doing something for me? I can also teach you how to draw? But you need to pay a little price, this bellyband...
The brother who is as dank as a ghost: When Ah Rong slept on the same couch with his brother, he hid in his arms like a little gourd. Such a Rong must love me so much. Even if I hate him so much, can my father beat me?
I have a wife and children who are uncertain about the weather. My adoptive father said: If he drinks less than half a mouthful of medicine, he will be punished by having to sleep on the same bed as me for a month from now on. This body is not just Rong'er's. If you don't take care of your body, you are not good and should be punished.
Jiang Zai Rong's teeth were shattered: Where is my knife!
A little silly, but the hand warmer becomes a charm: I am very good at warming the bed! I can also cook! Like me, like me! I am Tiantian Benben and I only love your puppy!
Jiang Zaiyong blushed: If the cooking is delicious, it's not impossible.
After being tricked into bed: Accept me, trust me, allow me to be your container, why can't it be your destiny? If there is no love, then hate me. At least I can still leave memories in your eyes.
Jiang Zairong flashed his sword: Change back! I want a puppy, not a vixen!
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It's like the proud Plum Blossom that shuns others, but Plum Blossom herself doesn't know that such a noble attitude is the easiest way to attract some extreme emotions of admiration.
Because getting something superior, destroying him, humiliating him, and letting him get his own color and taste will satisfy the most desire for destruction deep in his heart.
Just like stepping on the first snow on the dirty ground, crushing the petals and squeezing out the flower juice. What is more beautiful than the beauty is the broken beauty.
Until the broken plum blossoms were carefully pieced together piece by piece, they were used as offerings with their own flesh and blood, and they told him piously that he was not a monster, but a god.
Only then did Mei Hua discover that she could also love someone.
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-HE, a career-minded person + a money-losing eye + a razor-sharp mouth + a tofu heart + a small belly and chicken intestines. There is a reason for his bad temper, but he is still a good boy at heart.
-In the early stage, single arrows deflect attacks and are favored to attack, and in the middle and late stages, the returning arrows favor each other. The bed attack is weak and the sex is cold. Both attack and shou are clean physically and mentally, have first love, and become an adult. Idiot couples go in both directions, so don't show off.
-The definition of body cleanliness is that pouting and above-mentioned intimate actions only occur between offense and reciprocity. The main text contains micro-playing attacks and condensing attacks.
-The non-zhengong brother is just a scumbag. As a villain, there is a grinding plot in which the protagonist can't be defeated temporarily and touches each other. There is a deep connection with Gong. It is simply unsuitable to be unable to he, not to be accepted.
-Demining: The adoptive father is not clean and he is not a royal wife, so it doesn't matter whether he is clean or not; all the female characters are not in love with the protagonist, and the same is true for the protagonist.
-The cover and character drawings were drawn by Gu himself. Gu drew and changed the character drawing for Gong, but it was difficult to find the feeling, so he temporarily used the cover as a character drawing. Gu paints very slowly, but he will not be absent. He will put it up when he is finished.
- When Gu first came to Jinjiang to write articles, I didn't know which ones were red flags, because some red flags would also be cute points for other people. I will gradually understand them later and add warnings.
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Pre-collection: "The End of the Evil Man's Attack"
Xi Guanshu: So I only need to cure the evil people in the original book to cure my disease?
System: Yes, they all have serious psychological problems. Based on testing, it appears that you have a knack for curing imaginary creatures.
Xi Guanshu, who just broke up with a bad guy: Huh?
System: What did you do!
[Healing Value +999] Villain: Don't break up, okay? I will do whatever you say, and I will grow into what you expect.
System: Are you so skilled?
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① The unloved illegitimate child B × the little monster with a nestling complex A
Xi Guanshu picked up a strange egg in the basement of his villa, and a monster hatched from it.
Xi Guanshu: Ugly monsters, stay away from me.
Monster: Mom, like mom, drink grandma.
Xi Guanshu used monsters to kill many people who hindered him from seizing the family property, and the monsters differentiated into alpha, looking more and more like him and becoming more and more disobedient.
It began to ask Xi Guanshu to love him too and become his partner.
But Xi Guanshu just wanted to kill it.
②Vixen×wolf cub
Xi Guanshu has cognitive impairment. Things that others find scary and disgusting are cuter in his eyes than kittens and puppies.
When he was giving a speech back at school, he found a student who didn't fit in with the others. He has fierce eyes, tattered clothes, gloomy temperament, and blood all over his body.
"How could the senior like that idiot who insulted the senior? I feel like he might cannibalize the same kind of people in private..."
Xi Guanshu: Cute, heartwarming. Come here for a kiss?
He began to support this student, giving him education, companionship, money, and even love. No one can resist Xi Guanshu's gentleness, so it is very simple for a junior to go from resisting to falling in love with his senior.
But what Xi Guanshu didn't say was that he also had a tendency to be sexually unrequited.
"Are you in love with me? Let's break up, Shen Xizhi."
③The mermaid "child star" who has been monitored for life x the dragon "mother" who protects the treasure
"Mom, what's that glowing thing in the eye of the doll next to the bed? Do you want to take new pictures?"
The little mermaid was sleeping on a bed made of treasures, feeling a little at a loss. "But mom, Xiaoguan wants to put on clothes and take pictures..."
"Xiaoguan, mom is just worried that you will have insomnia in the middle of the night and affect your physical development. Don't worry, Xiaoguan. Mom will make Xiaoguan grow up healthily. Do you want to drink milk?"
④The zombie patient who thinks he is a doctor × the supernatural doctor disguised as a patient
Will they fall in love with you as much as I do, doctor?
There is no doubt about it.
I don't allow it.
I want you to be alone with me.
I want everyone you think is different to be just me.
I know you're a scumbag, but I love you. I want you to love me back the same way.
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1V1 from beginning to end, no slicing, Gong and Shou have two first loves, both have huge character flaws. Who said there is only one bad guy, Gong?
Both are adults and have abnormal love. It's not sadomasochism, it's not a typical two-way affair.
Purpose: As long as it is not completely broken, vulnerability will eventually become tough.
Reader comments
Huanhuan's unstable emotions, he has at least gone through the process of falling in love with Xiaoxiao several times. And Xiao Xiao is very stable, always there, just come on
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It's not enough to watch at all, and I feel like I'm working hard. . No more. . Wait until there are many chapters before reading. . I don't know when there will suddenly be something I can't watch [crying]
Delicious(???`?) Dayu, if you cheat on Rongrong again, you will be punished.
Ah, damn, I always come across such good articles before school starts or before exams [crying] [crying] But the novelty of this book is that it takes into account both online and offline, and the time flow rate is actually 1:1 (possibly? It looks like it) [eat melon] Again, I must play a holographic game in my lifetime! ! [Spread flowers]
What will happen? Kissed them all
"The upward mercury is rising," which is a big bug for the author~
I just can't say that I believe in the reasoning ability of the world's best detective
Madam, you are great. Write quickly. Don't be tired and don't take a break [kiss]
The baby is really arrogant and easy to get angry
[Orange Candy] I got it, it looks good, the author will update soon
Why do I have to read this chapter twice?
Woohoo, Namjoon, I love you so much. Come on, you've been working hard lately. I love you, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, ah,
The author writes so well that I can't get enough of every update [bad laugh]
[Orange candy] I got it. [Orange candy] I got it. [Orange candy] I got it. Oh my God.
How can I say that if President Ke loses again at home... Then I can only say that it is you, green-skinned fat boy.
Huanhuan's unstable emotions, he has at least gone through the process of falling in love with Xiaoxiao several times. And Xiao Xiao is very stable, always there, just come on
👅👅👅👅👅👅👅👅[Orange candy] I got it [Orange candy] I got it [Purple sugar] kswl [Purple sugar] kswl [Purple sugar] kswl [Orange candy] I got it [Orange candy] I got it
It's not enough to watch at all, and I feel like I'm working hard. . No more. . Wait until there are many chapters before reading. . I don't know when there will suddenly be something I can't watch [crying]
Delicious(???`?) Dayu, if you cheat on Rongrong again, you will be punished.
Ah, damn, I always come across such good articles before school starts or before exams [crying] [crying] But the novelty of this book is that it takes into account both online and offline, and the time flow rate is actually 1:1 (possibly? It looks like it) [eat melon] Again, I must play a holographic game in my lifetime! ! [Spread flowers]
What will happen? Kissed them all
"The upward mercury is rising," which is a big bug for the author~
I just can't say that I believe in the reasoning ability of the world's best detective
Madam, you are great. Write quickly. Don't be tired and don't take a break [kiss]
The baby is really arrogant and easy to get angry
[Orange Candy] I got it, it looks good, the author will update soon
Why do I have to read this chapter twice?
Woohoo, Namjoon, I love you so much. Come on, you've been working hard lately. I love you, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, ah,
The author writes so well that I can't get enough of every update [bad laugh]
[Orange candy] I got it. [Orange candy] I got it. [Orange candy] I got it. Oh my God.
How can I say that if President Ke loses again at home... Then I can only say that it is you, green-skinned fat boy.