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Suspected cow cat reincarnated straight man × fake husband real man ghost green tea
[World 1: A mysterious masked cool guy changes his career to become a celebrity husband who loves "cooking"]
① Dedicated to lying down the parasite illegitimate child B × the little monster with the nestling complex and the big star A
"You need to play the role of a love-minded villain who is a licker, a stepping stone for the protagonist, and die obediently at the critical moment."
Xi Guanshu: "? As a handsome person like me, do I look like someone who has been taken advantage of?"
What is this? The little monster who was a dog-licker with him in the original book? There is no future in being a masked killer and being a dog licker. Come here and make money by being my little brother to a big star!
But things seem a little strange.
Why do monsters look more and more like him?
Why did the little monster suddenly confess to him?
Why did the little monster suddenly become susceptible? !
After Xi Guanshu woke up from bed the next day, he doubted his life.
... The little monster's skills seem to be quite good.
Where did you learn it? !
[World 2: The bullied little pitiful person was the succubus's X-wrath before becoming the pope]
②Fake abstinence succubus devil prince × real skin thirsty priest
When Xi Guanshu returned to school to give a speech, he found a student who was incompatible with others. He has fierce eyes, tattered clothes, gloomy temperament, and blood all over his body.
"Why would the senior like that pagan idiot? I feel like he might cannibalize his own kind in private..."
Xi Guanshu: Cute, heart-warming, silkworm mine. Come here for a kiss?
He began to support this student, giving him education, companionship, money, and even love. No one can resist Xi Guanshu's gentleness, so it is very simple for a junior to go from resisting to falling in love with his senior.
"Are you in love with me? Let's break up. You look really cheap now."
"I liked you before because you looked like a little white flower, but now you are taller than me! Change back! Give me back the little white flower! Otherwise I will make trouble! I will really make trouble!"
But the six-winged priest who had been promoted to the pope disagreed, and finally tore off his well-behaved skin that had never been tamed, pressed Xi Guanshu on the bed, bit his wrist, and looked at him fiercely.
"Breakup? What kind of breakup? If I'm not satisfied with what you said, then I will do it according to my own understanding."
[World 3: S does not blink during the day and uses eye drops to water the flowers at night]
③Women's clothing and beautiful dodder flowers
Xi Guanshu was raised as a social butterfly. He was the best-looking among all the adopted children, but also had the worst performance.
Every high-ranking official and nobleman who has served him can only comment: Can he be silenced? I often say this, but next time I will overtly or covertly signal the politician who is my adopted brother to continue bringing people.
As soon as he came of age, countless invitations came to him, but the politicians temporarily regretted it and decided to leave the person to have fun on his own.
Xi Guanshu was so disgusted that in order to survive, he became a dodder in the interstellar pirate zone.
Very good, this is fair, he provides the body, the other party provides protection, each gets what he needs.
Moreover, when a public car becomes a private car, you only need to serve one person, so the workload is obviously reduced!
He never thought that he would need to have an affair with the pirate boss.
Xi Guanshu is very clingy. Years of training have made him extraordinarily sweet, lovable, and a little squeamish. He coaxed the pirate boss into giving stars to him.
With the help of the opponent's power, after Xi Guanshu successfully kicked out politicians and stood in a high position, he immediately wanted to kick out the pirates who learned about his dirty past and become a clean person again.
The pirate said nothing and left silently.
But Xi Guanshu found that life was very bad without each other. He is stupid, has no strength, has a bad temper, has made many enemies, and even his subordinates are ambitious.
In everyone's eyes, he is like a delicious dessert waiting to be divided up.
"My dear, they all bullied me..." Xi Guanshu found the person back and carefully tried to kiss the corner of the other person's mouth.
Zone stayed by his side, arranged his clothes, prepared everything like a virtuous husband, but avoided his kiss.
(Still clean!)
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The final outcomehe
The story is purely fictitious, and some plots do not conform to realistic logic. Please do not take it as a real Earth OL guide to learn from!
Highly sweet and slightly sadistic plot! You can store your brain here temporarily~just watch the young couple falling in love and that's it!
1V1 from beginning to end, no slicing, two pure and first love lovers, both adults, not sadomasochism. For these two villains, it should be so sweet that they don't care about the life and death of others, and they are atypical of running in both directions.
The cover and character pictures were drawn by Gugu himself and belong to Gugu~
Motto: When you are at rock bottom, any direction is up