A Few Things About Online Dating an Otherworldly Being

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Mo Xun, a champion at online dating and gaming, is kidnapped by an app and sent to win over nonhumans.

She even tried blinking her way out of the kidnapping, but no luck.

If that's the way it is, then she gets to make up all the rules herself.

She can do this!

Online date one: Insect

Insect: I'm ugly. Humans are all afraid of me.

Mo Xun: What a coincidence, I'm a female insect. We're made for each other.

Insect: I'm hurt. (Terrifying insect carapace)

Mo Xun: I love insects! Broad shoulders, a narrow waist, long legs, and you can transform too. I'm in love!

Insect: She isn't disgusted by me. She loves me!

Online date two: Demon

Demon: I hate everything. I'm going to destroy the world.

Mo Xun: Sounds great! I'm demonic energy sealed away. Count me in. I'm sick of it all. Let's destroy the world!

Demon: She understands me. I love him!

In reality, Mo Xun says things and forgets them right away. She just needs to be a little overdramatic, and then think about what to eat tomorrow.

Online date three: Urban legend

Urban legend: I've shut myself away. I don't want to live anymore.

Mo Xun: Keep living. Hang in there a little longer. You never know!

Urban legend: I don't know how to hunt.

Mo Xun: What's the big deal? First do this, then do that, and finally, blah blah blah.

Urban legend: She's so good at this. I love her!

Until one day, all three nonhumans eagerly come looking for her...

Is it too late to say I was just running my mouth?

Mo Xun, deceased.

Reading Notes:

1. The heroine has no heart. She's a total talker.

2. One-sided crushes all around. No confirmed pairing.

Theme: Let your confidence shine.