Breaking Bad Interstellar

The graduation season has been so busy that it has been postponed until now. I must finish it in June! (I must successfully withdraw cash this time, bushi) - Copywriting: [Dip——Mental power test result: 0.00001] [Congratulations on setting the record for being the most useless in the world! When the light brain popped up a taunting pop-up window, Shen Zhao was dripping some special medicine from the cultivation world into the test tube with a smile on his face. Three days ago, Shen Zhao, as the Breaking Bad Master of the world of cultivation, had just transformed into an orphan with no father, no mother, and no love. At this moment, less than two hours after her mental power report came out, discussions were already underway in the family hall to banish Shen Zhao to the garbage star. Shen Zhao looked at the original owner's mental power report and laughed out loud: "Isn't this a coincidence? I specialize in treating all kinds of dissatisfaction." What's the point of bullying the weak? While everyone is waiting to see the good-for-nothing being exiled—— She threw out the Zhang Federal University registration form with her backhand: "If I get admitted, please take out the 3S mecha that I have collected as a bet." On the day of the assessment, Shen Zhao picked up the ancestral purple clay pot and poured the Seven Steps Broken Heart Powder mixed with Heding Red onto the rusty mecha. "Warning! Non-certified medicines are prohibited..." Before he finished speaking, the screen exploded with golden light filling the sky. The originally rusty training mecha was not only brand new, but also gave the Zerg simulator a "SSS+" critical hit. The total time is less than two and a half minutes, passing the assessment. However, when the admission notice popped up, Shen Zhao discovered something was wrong—— [Congratulations on enrolling in Mecha Design Class F] Shen Zhao:? No? Who changed her will? ! - The dignitaries of Class F are betting on how many days the new crispy can last. On the first day, Shen Zhao was kicked to wash the chemical waste pool. The next day, she took out more than ten kilograms of expired medicine residue from the waste pool. On the third day, she synthesized the "Smiling Half-Step Epilepsy" spray with the residue of medicine. During the exercise, she brought down the entire mecha sword company, and the instructor opposite sneezed and yelled to stop. …… On the nth day, a ceremony for members of Class F to recognize Shen Zhao as their boss was held grandly at the Federal University. - In Stardate 3025, a new clause was added to the "Interstellar Convention": It is forbidden to say that Shen Zhao's mecha is ugly! ————Pre-release 1 "Fairytale Princess in the Star"———— [Interstellar strong female + black magic + counterattack cool article] In the year 307 of the Star Era, an empire recovery ship discovered a strange exile on the junk planet. She can use discarded parts to build a dancing mechanical pumpkin car, and grow glass shoes woven with energy-eating vines in the radiation dust. The most ridiculous thing is—— She claims that she is the last princess in the fairy tale star realm swallowed by the black hole, Jiameng. The principal of the Alliance Military Academy stuffed this hot potato into Class F overnight. As a result, on the night of the military exercise, he was targeted and thrown into the Zerg Regiment Extermination War Re-engraved Map. "How long do you want this crazy princess to live?" While everyone was laughing, they saw the girl turning on the external amplifier of the mecha: "Now is the midnight radio special program of "Aesop's Fables"——" The overwhelming swarm of sickle bugs fell to the ground and hummed a lullaby. When the rescue team arrived, they only found a princess who used Zerg to build a crystal coffin: "Cinderella said that she will become the commander of the alliance before twelve o'clock. Which one of you will lead the way?" - At first, the whole universe was laughing at this lunatic who talked so much about "crystal coffins" and "poison apples". But later, on the day when the Zerg army invaded the territory: The girl stood on the wreckage of the crashed starship, her damaged protective clothing turned into a swan feather cloak, and her blood-stained fingertips opened the holographic sheepskin scroll: "I swear by Chapter 7, Article 3 of "Andersen's Fairy Tales" -" In an instant, the starlight rioted, all the mecha weapons turned into powder, and the Zerg Queen wept and burned herself in the aria "Daughter of the Sea". Only then did people know: She talks about "Cinderella", and the seven unactivated mechas in front of her awaken for her use; She read "Rapunzel" to the star pirate leader, and god-killing vines sprouted from the battle fortress; She sang "Sleeping Beauty" for the fallen soldiers, and the list of dead began to shrink. Someone once put a lightsaber across her neck and asked: "Are you the doomsday witch or the savior?" The fairy tale princess with her hands cuffed raised the medal on her collar: "Hush - this is a paid chapter of "Little Red Riding Hood"." ————Pre-release 2 "The Leader of the Beggar Gang in the Star" ———— On the day when Chu Jiuge, the 18th generation descendant of the Beggar Gang, was hunted down, he happened to fall into a rift in time and space and traveled to the interstellar era. Looking at the ownerless mecha wreckage everywhere, Chu Jiuge was so excited that he slapped his thigh: She knew it! God wants to raise up my gang of beggars! - Chu Jiuge, who devoted himself to fighting for the cause of the Beggar Clan, accidentally stumbled into the selection site of the First Federal Military Academy. Result. While others were driving mechas to compete for resources, she was holding an iron bowl and clinking it: "Young Master, please do me a favor. I'm panicking when there's no rice in the bowl!" Someone ridiculed: "Did this beggar go to the wrong set?" Unexpectedly, the next second: The sack covers the muzzle of the gun, the broken bowl holds the joints of the mecha, and the dog-beating stick stabs the energy tank! Wherever he passed, not a blade of grass grew. The candidate who had his mecha dismantled covered his pants/crotch. Chu Jiuge: "Thank you all young heroes for your generous donation!" - After Chu Jiuge enrolled in school: The young master from an aristocratic family was tricked by her into going to the scrapyard to look for rare metals; The daughter of the imperial marshal followed her to beg alms; All the elites in the school recited "The Beggar's Song"! The next day, Star Network hot search: # by those things about the Federal Military Academy changing its profession to collecting rags# ​ #Military academy elites collectively pick up rags. Is this a distortion of human nature or a loss of morals? #Interstellar No. 1 Beggar Gang, who is the gang leader? # - Later, the "General History of the Interstellar" recorded: In the year 3012 of the Star Calendar, the Zerg declared a permanent ceasefire due to being harvested from the energy crystal core, which was known in history as the "Beggars' Interstellar Expedition Incident". ————Pre-release 3 "Forest Arrow Saint in the Stars" ———— [Primitive tribe heroine + interstellar + face-slapping cool article] Copywriting: [Original weapons detected - recommended for immediate destruction] When Mecha Brain's warning echoed in the examination room, Linse was tying his ponytail with animal sinew. The bronze quiver reflected the dim light in the particle beam, much like the last forest on the mother planet that refused to wither. That was the most ridiculous admissions student in the history of the Federation Military Academy. Carrying a quiver that dropped sawdust on her back, she walked into the most terrifying team-killing replica map in the entire galaxy. The aristocratic candidate laughed so hard that the laser sword trembled: "Is she planning to use a branch to pierce the silicon-based shell of the Zerg?" The starship command genius pointed at the star map and mocked: "Measuring interstellar orbits requires quantum computing, not your tribal divination." Even the combat AI popped up a prompt when she drew the bow: [The hit rate of cold weapons is 0.003% - It is recommended to replace the plasma rifle] Until that bone arrow engraved with vine patterns—— Shoot through the iris authentication system of the SSS-class mecha! Nail into the engine valve of the space capsule! An emerald forest blooms in the egg-laying cavity of the Zerg Queen! Only then did they remember the ancient book records: When the star core energy is exhausted by greedy people, the Daughter of the Earth will plant all the betrayers into new forests. Warn! Abnormal energy fluctuations detected——] Warning! The arrow trajectory breaks through the twelve-dimensional transition equation——] Warning! The Star Destroyer ecological cabin is spontaneously cultivating broad-leaved plants——] Now, it was Linse's turn to smile at the trembling Zerg: "Want to give it a try?" "It was your workers who ate up all my arrows first——" "Or will my arrow make the galaxy grow flesh and blood first?" … Purpose: I am born with talents that will be useful