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When I woke up, the sky had changed.
Suddenly this text message was sent to my phone:
"Dear Counselor Wei He, our school warmly welcomes you. Here we have the cutest classmates, the kindest colleagues, and the easiest job in the world."
After the red letters appeared, they gradually spread out until the blood covered the entire screen.
Wei He in front of the screen: slowly typed a question mark
Counselor? Who? Her?
Fragment one:
On his first day of employment, Wei He, who was forced to become a monster school counselor, picked up an entry guide in the trash can:
[Article 1 of the Entry Guide: Please meet all the needs of students]
Wei He: Does it count if the student wants to eat her?
[Article 2 of the Entry Guide: Colleagues should love each other and help each other]
Wei He: Is it okay for her to help her colleagues die?
[Article 3 of the Entry Guide: Please do not question any orders of the school]
Wei He: Got it! This means letting me be the principal!
Fragment two:
As the saying goes, do what you do and love what you do.
Wei He, who is determined to be the "best mentor" to the monsters, is so kind——
Facing the monster student who was pretending to have toothache but actually wanted to swallow her in one gulp, Wei Heli stabbed it in the heart and gently stroked the end of its hair: "It's okay, dear, it won't hurt anymore if you die."
Facing her colleagues who tried to steal her important clues and made trouble in every possible way, Wei He knew that this must be the way her colleagues trained her, so that she could grow quickly.
The kindness of a drop of water should be repaid with a spring of water! With tears in her eyes, she stripped off her colleague's pants: "Grow up quickly! Colleague! You must become a useful person to the school!"
Faced with the boss who kept asking her trouble for no apparent reason and asking her to go upstairs for tea, Wei He scratched his head and understood instantly: Why did the boss look for her instead of someone else? It must be because I value her!
Tears filled her eyes, and the next day she brought her friends to help the leader retire early. She held the hand of the dying school director: "Leader, you can rest in peace. I am here in the school, don't worry!"
Later, Wei He's name could be seen everywhere on the street.
The little girl who picked it up pointed to a poster and asked Wei He: "Sister, does the wording on it read 'First Level Wanted Order'?"
Wei He: "No, you read it wrong. How can my sister be a wanted criminal? The words above read 'Excellent Deeds Report', do you understand?"
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[Level 1: The mouse's favorite is not cheese]
[Level 2: Shake your head and tail to get rid of the anger]
[Level 3:...]
Levels are constantly being unlocked, so stay tuned~
*Consumption guide
1. Upgrade flow of sand sculptures, cool writing about the heroine + group portraits of women, the heroine is potentially crazy, slightly scary, with ghosts and non-human creatures
2. The emotional line is much smaller than the plot line (the male protagonist appears late and has less scenes)
*The copy has been screenshotted and the meme was written on 2023.10.19
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★[Unlimited streaming pre-receipt]: "I win the endless game by picking up rags and lying down"
A cool story about a strong female character/a sand sculpture/many reversals/a great heroine's life
"For this Endless Game global live broadcast experience sharing session, we specially invited a lockpicking expert who makes monsters afraid of the news, and asked her to share her experience!"
Faced with the enthusiastic gazes of billions of people in front of the screen, Xin Yan thought hard:
"Um... Does it count as renovating waste products?"
The interviewer looked at the weapons spliced together with various garbage behind Xin Yan, and slowly typed a question mark:?
You mean... Relying on the pile of junk behind you?
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Yes, that's right.
Xin Yan has been called the King of Rags since he was a child.
Because her parents died when she was young, Xin Yan was forced to live with her seriously ill grandmother. She relied on the craft of recycling waste products to survive until now, but when the Endless Game came, she was pulled into the dungeon.
In the game, Xin Yan used his identity skill as a [Locksmith] to open the treasure box in the game, hoping to get a life-saving item, but the items he opened were all without exception, and they had only one attribute, and that was——
Garbage
"..."
Xin Yan fell silent.
Not the king of rags, but better than the king of rags. How come! ! !
So in order to survive, she was once again forced to take up her old profession: recycling waste.
Transform the pile of scrap metal in your hand into...
Another pile of seemingly useless junk.
Other players:?
It's over, another one is crazy!
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Facts have proved that clearing the dungeon cannot transcend classes. Because Xin Yan soon discovered that the family could not open the fire.
At this time, a message attracted Xin Yan's attention:
Recruiting for employment, enter the dungeon to protect the employer: kill a monster for 10,000 yuan, provide a clue for 200,000 yuan, if you can perfectly clear the five-star dungeon, you will get a bounty of 500 million yuan! ]
But on the game forum, everyone laughed at this person's whimsical thinking: [Please, no matter how much you offer, no one will accept it, okay? Five-star copies are gone and there is no return. You can take money but not spend it!
Xin Yan didn't understand: No matter how scary the monster is, can it be so scary? !
So, she immediately entered the game, blocking her employer behind her, and used the tattered and modified weapons to cut iron like mud!
After finishing the first order, Xin Yan seemed to have opened up the two channels of Ren and Du, and silently extended his claws to all creatures in the game:
Beat up NPCs, intimidate players, hunt down monsters, resell clues, auction props...
It can be said that the geese are plucking their hair, and the beasts are leaving their skins!
The level of blackness is simply outrageous!
So it didn't take long for a legend to spread on the forum——
The lock-picking boss was a gold-eating beast in her previous life!
Only for gold!
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The only thing that puzzled her was that she clearly asked her employer to come and deliver it, but there was a suspicious blush on her employer's face. Facing her, he asked tentatively: Well... Do you want to try with me?
Looking at her employer's handsome face, Xin Yan was stunned.
Inner OS: Damn it, he doesn't want to pay anymore, right? !
★Fantasy pre-collection: "Don't ask where the nonsense comes from, going crazy is happiness"
Entertainment Circle/Shadow Sculpture/Hodgepodge of Various Elements/Crazy Literature
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Yan Wenyu went through the book.
It was the afternoon after I had just won the Three Golden Awards for Best Actress.
He was dressed like a 18th-line kid, with dirty information everywhere, but the system only gave him a golden finger with ever-changing superpowers.
After twenty years of hard work, we can get back to before liberation with one move? !
After a hug, she quit.
Facing this rotten world, she chose to strike hard, aiming to smash the core of the earth with one punch.
During the live broadcast, she bravely fought back when faced with bad words:
"Life is boring, novices commenting on human beings."
In the variety show, when faced with doubts from others, she boldly opened the mic:
"Have you eaten? If not, I will punch you."
In the crew, when faced with flattery and contempt, she spoke righteously:
"You're here now, let's kowtow before leaving."
Forever young, always tough to talk to.
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Top actor: "I'm just pretending to be cold, but I really like you."
New traffic: "I heard that confession needs to be done in one step. Hello, are you going to be buried together?"
Popular idol: "The fortune teller said that there is a disaster in my life, and it is a love disaster."
That night, micro-broadcast night, global live broadcast.
She led a certain boss at the top of the pyramid to the stage and smiled at everyone: "I won it, I will love him."
Purpose: Caring for the physical and mental health of college students