
Being Cannon Fodder Is Worse Than Fishing
当炮灰不如摸鱼
by Hidden Star Sea (匿星海)
- Status
- Completed
- Length
- 371k Words
- Genre
- Danmei (BL)
- Era
- Modern Era
- Updated
- 21d ago
- Source
- JJWXC
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When Shen Chu was a VP of an investment bank and a gold medal consultant, he sounded like an industry elite, but in reality he was just a senior social worker. His biggest dream in life was to save enough money to retire early. It was not easy for his dream to come true, but just a few days after he lay down, he was wearing a book, and what he was wearing was a business war novel. What's even worse is that on the first day he entered the book, he was forced to go to work by the villain and asked to be a commercial spy. If he didn't do it, he would be sold to a nightclub as a front card. Shen Chushi:..., May I be the Holy Body of the Chosen Worker? Even in nightclubs, you have to be the headliner. Being a professional is worse than being a professional. Between the workplace and the nightclub, he decisively chose the workplace. What? Is the position an internship assistant? This position, for him, a social worker who has worked for many years, is simply a matter of convenience. Ah? What what? Or a related account? The little loser that the boss paid to keep? This... Is simply his dream job. He was just planning to fish out his life and find a way to get rid of the shackles of the villain and change the ending of being able to lead a dog. But just when he got to work, he was spotted by his sharp-eyed dog boss He Jueyu, who also arranged a job for him. Shen Chushi: No, why is it different from what is said in the book? Isn't he a related household? Doesn't the boss look down on this little loser like him and treat him like an idler? Why did he suddenly transform into an evil capitalist? Fortunately, these tasks are all small cases for him, so easy and can be completed in minutes. While pretending to be busy, he fished with peace of mind, but why did he always feel like there were eyes staring at him from behind when he fished? The dog boss's attitude toward him became more and more strange, and his salary also increased day by day. * He Jueyu was reborn with his memories. Before his death, there was a crisis in the company. He suspected that his death was not an accident. After his rebirth, he investigated secretly and set his sights on a chess piece planted by the biggest suspect - Shen Chushi. When he asked someone to monitor Shen Chu, the messages from the person responsible for monitoring were all kinds of. 1. Shen Chu went out to deliver documents, first went to a pancake stall for breakfast, and threatened to acquire He's to the pancake stall owner; 2. Shen Chuqi did not go back to the company after finishing his work, but went to a newly opened coffee shop to drink milk tea and play with cats and dogs; 3. While Shen Chu was on a business trip, he went to the square to dance square dance with his aunt, and practiced Tai Chi with his uncle. He also said that he wanted to fire his boss and strive for early retirement. … He Jueyu felt more and more that Shen Chushi was not simple, so he decided to take action personally to meet this cunning kitten who liked to fish. * Shen Chu was taken to a business reception by He Jueyu. I was unhappy about being forced to work overtime. At the reception, Shen Chushi smiled and said, "Sorry, I'm allergic to alcohol." After the reception, He Jueyu turned around and saw Shen Chushi clinking glasses with the starlet in the bar. She didn't blush when he caught her, but soon after, she drunkenly held the bottle in his arms and touched his abdominal muscles on the pretext of comparing her figure. When He Jueyu looked at Shen Chu, who had blushing cheeks in his arms, his Adam's apple moved slightly: he was such a little pervert who was allergic to alcohol. Shen Chu discovered that He Jueyu was becoming more and more satisfied with his work and even wanted to join forces with him to deal with the villain. Not only did he give him a salary increase, but he also resorted to beauty tricks to gain a sense of presence in front of him. Hey, don't tell me, other than being a bit of a dog, people are quite to his liking. In this case, he accepted the salary and the person with a smile. Later, He Jueyu gave up his boss's seat to him. He sat down, but He Jueyu took off his tie in front of him. A professional expert who fishes for fish, a habitual criminal who is a popular person vs. A dark and sullen coquettish person who looks like a dog but is actually jealous and aggressive 1v1 Continuation of "Oops, the identity of the succubus was discovered" Chu Wenyan felt that ever since he met Xie Jinxuan, he had been extremely unlucky. Not only was he promoted and demoted to another place to take over the mess, but he also accidentally exposed his alien attributes in front of humans. In order to prevent the situation from getting out of control, he agreed to be transferred, but on the day of the transfer, he met Xie Jinxuan on a narrow road at the airport. By coincidence, the other party was going to work in the same place. Chu Wenyan: ..., Why does this unlucky stumbling block persist? As soon as the plane took off, he suddenly felt hot all over. Someone untied his collar in a daze, and he pressed against the other person's cold body. When he woke up, Xie Jinxuan, who was sitting next door, didn't say anything, but slowly wiped off the white dirt on his hands. Chu Wenyan was completely confused. Could it be that a quarter of the succubus attribute in his body was fully activated? The situation was unclear, so he preemptively said: "It's okay, they are all men, I understand." When Xie Jinxuan reacted, he said considerately: "Don't worry, I fell asleep just now and didn't see anything." As long as you refuse to admit it, the other party will be embarrassed. But Xie Jinxuan, who was wrongly accused, not only did not feel embarrassed, but also laughed rarely: "Really? That's great." Chu Wenyan:! Chu Wenyan:? After that, Xie Jinxuan always found various reasons to act with him, including but not limited to having to squeeze into the same business car with him, finding excuses to go to the hot springs together to receive important customers, and having to stay in the same room to attend a ferry business banquet... And every time, really every time, his succubus attribute would explode, and then he would be angry with Xie Jinxuan. Fortunately, except for Xie Jinxuan's eyes, which are a bit gloomy, his appearance, figure and even smell are all in line with his aesthetic point. He is a little happy with it, but he will pretend to have amnesia afterwards. Xie Jinxuan also seems to enjoy this kind of relationship. Over time, the two formed a tacit understanding. It was not until one time, when they were deeply in love, that he accidentally revealed the heart-shaped succubus tail, and Xie Jinxuan also revealed eight tentacles. Only then did he realize that they were the same kind. No wonder he felt like there was something extra every time. Xie Jinxuan used one of his tentacles to wrap around his succubus tail. The other tentacles had a clear division of labor. Then he smiled and asked the tearful man: "Are you going to pretend again?" Pretend to have amnesia and enjoy it, fishing for the succubus vs. Seeing through everything and letting nature take its course, the sinister demon attacking 1v1, HE Pre-released article "Where is the promised match for the sunny man?" Song Lexun died suddenly at his workstation. He thought that his miserable career was over, but when he opened his eyes, he found that he had transformed into the second villain in a business war novel, and he would do anything to achieve his goals. Since he is a villain, he will definitely not end well. Sure enough, according to the development of the plot in the book, in the end he not only suffered from illness, but also ended up in ruins. Song Lexun:? Song Lexun:...... Come on, who would be stupid enough to die in the same pit twice? He doesn't want it. Not only does he not want it, he also wants to take good care of his body, stay away from disease, and get rid of his damn fate. So on the first day of his studies, he spent a huge sum of money to get an annual pass at the gym. On the same day, he met his first fitness partner, a handsome and sunny man with excellent body proportions and eight-pack abs. He is a very good fitness partner. He not only tells him how to exercise effectively, patiently guides him in his fitness movements, but also teaches him many fitness tricks. After going back and forth and getting acquainted with each other, he unconsciously started talking to each other about work. Song Lexun: "The food in the company cafeteria is so unpalatable that if the boss had a taste, he would rise to the top." The next day, the canteen was ordered to make rectifications and added fitness meals. Song Lexun: "The company's internal friction is serious because of its cumbersome structure." A few days later, the group's superiors ordered the optimization of the organizational structure, and his work became instantly easier. Song Lexun: "This project looks promising, but in fact it is a big pit. Whoever encounters it will be unlucky." The project that was originally booming was suddenly stopped, and he was transferred to another new, more promising project, and his salary suddenly doubled several times. … Song Lexun just thought it was a coincidence, until one day, his immediate boss gave him little shoes to wear, and he was recruited to the CEO's office, where he met the legendary villain Gu Siyan. The villain OOTD: suits, slicked back hair, silver-rimmed glasses, every move and every move is dignified, and speaks in the tone of a Daddy boss: "He dares to bully you? I fired him." Song Lexun rubbed his eyes, wait, isn't this his fitness partner? No, where is his sunny and cheerful fitness partner? How did he become the dark Daddy? Seeing the villain's half-smiling expression towards him, he suddenly felt that something was not good. Could it be that the gears of fate were still being pushed back? He resigned that day, didn't even want the gym's annual pass, and ran away, but he was still caught at night. "Didn't you say you want to train like me?" Gu Siyan grabbed his hand and pressed it on his well-defined abdominal muscles. Song Lexun: ..., It feels really good. "Didn't you agree to be a lifelong fitness partner?" Gu Siyan unbuttoned his shirt. That night, Song Lexun was forced to engage in an unprecedented strenuous exercise. When he woke up the next day, Gu Siyan squeezed his extremely sore waist. He groaned and tried to run away, but was caught again. Gu Siyan increased the strength on his hands: "Baby, it seems that the amount of exercise last night was not enough. I will practice more today." The workplace salty fish who is committed to becoming a fitness expert vs. The undressed male Daddy who is fully clothed. Purpose: People who live seriously are more qualified to enjoy life.






大大写得真的很好了比心