
If You Are Not Straight, I Broke It Off?
你不直,我掰的?
by Hidden Star Sea (匿星海)
- Status
- Completed
- Length
- 197k Words
- Genre
- Danmei (BL)
- Era
- Modern Era
- Updated
- 1mo ago
- Source
- JJWXC
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# Damn it, my blind date actually said that I broke him and asked me to be responsible for him. Su Yun is a standard social animal. He is very busy every day and is forced by his family elders to go on a blind date. But what he didn't expect was that the blind date this time was completely based on his aesthetic taste. Su Yun: Oh oh oh oh, isn't this the ideal modeling face? He took the initiative to exchange contact information with the other party and offered to draw a portrait of the other party. The other party readily agreed. The next day, before he could escape from the joy of finding his ideal blind date, a thunderbolt struck from the blue. The blind date turned out to be a straight man. Su Yun:...... Su Yun quickly retreated and stopped the loss in time. He doesn't have a penchant for beating up straight men. Not long after, Su Yun discovered that the straight male blind date not only lived above him, but was also his new boss. Su Yun: What evil fate is this? What puzzled him even more was that this straight male blind date always liked to show off his presence here. Si Yan: "I made the sweet and sour pork ribs that you like to eat. I made too much and I can't finish it by myself. Do you want to come up and try it?" Si Yan: "It's raining today and I didn't bring an umbrella. Can I go home with you?" Si Yan: "Where do you want to go during this team building? It's nothing. I just want to refer to the opinions of outstanding employees." Si Yan: "If necessary, I can be your model." … Su Yun: "..." This blind date doesn't seem straight. Once she couldn't bear it anymore, Su Yun finally couldn't hold it back: "You don't seem to be straight." Si Yan: "Yes, you broke it, you have to be responsible." The natural fishing system is attacked by the X fake high cold tea system 1. 1V1, he. 2. It's not straight to attack that guy. Chu Wenyan finally completed a difficult project, but was promoted and demoted by the group and transferred to the South China region as COO. On the day he went to work, he bumped into Xie Jinxuan, the initiator of all this, at the airport. What was even more disgusting was that the other party was also going to work in South China. It's really bad luck, the mother opened the door for bad luck, the bad luck is coming home. But if people are unlucky, they can get sick even if they drink yogurt. As soon as the plane took off, he suddenly felt hot all over. Someone untied his collar in a daze, and he pressed against the other person's cold body. When he woke up, Xie Jinxuan, who was sitting next to him, didn't say anything. He just straightened his wrinkled shirt and tie and slowly wiped the dirt off his hands. Chu Wenyan suddenly realized that a quarter of the succubus attribute in his body was activated. Looking at Xie Jinxuan's cold and arrogant look, he smiled gracefully: "Mr. Xie, don't worry, I fell asleep just now and didn't see anything." As long as he refuses to admit it, the other party will be the one who is embarrassed. But instead of being embarrassed, Xie Jinxuan actually laughed rarely: "Really? That's great." Chu Wenyan:! Chu Wenyan:? After that, he was often arranged to travel with Xie Jinxuan, including but not limited to riding in the same business car when flying, going to hot springs to receive important clients, staying in a hotel with only one king-size bed room, etc. And every time, really every time, his succubus attribute would explode, and he would do this and that to Xie Jinxuan. Fortunately, except for Xie Jinxuan's eyes, which were a bit gloomy, his appearance and figure were in line with his aesthetic point. He also enjoyed it a bit, but he would pretend to have amnesia afterwards. Xie Jinxuan also seems to enjoy this relationship. Over time, the two formed a tacit understanding. It was not until one time, when they were deeply in love, that he accidentally exposed his pointed succubus tail, and Xie Jinxuan accidentally exposed his eight tentacles. Only then did he realize that they were the same kind. Xie Jinxuan wrapped one of his tentacles around his succubus tail and asked with a smile: "Are you going to pretend again?" Pretend to have amnesia and enjoy it, fishing for the succubus vs. Seeing through everything and letting nature take its course, the sinister demon attacking 1v1, HE Pre-released article "Where is the promised match for the sunny man?" Song Lexun died suddenly at his workstation. He thought that his miserable career was over, but when he opened his eyes, he found that he had transformed into the second villain in a business war novel, and he would do anything to achieve his goals. Since he is a villain, he will definitely not end well. Sure enough, according to the development of the plot in the book, in the end he not only suffered from illness, but also ended up in ruins. Song Lexun:? Song Lexun:...... Come on, who would be stupid enough to die in the same pit twice? He doesn't want it. Not only does he not want it, he also wants to take good care of his body, stay away from disease, and get rid of his damn fate. So on the first day of his studies, he spent a huge sum of money to get an annual pass at the gym. On the same day, he met his first fitness partner, a handsome and sunny man with excellent body proportions and eight-pack abs. He is a very good fitness partner. He not only tells him how to exercise effectively, patiently guides him in his fitness movements, but also teaches him many fitness tricks. After going back and forth and getting acquainted with each other, he unconsciously started talking to each other about work. Song Lexun: "The food in the company cafeteria is so unpalatable that if the boss had a taste, he would rise to the top." The next day, the canteen was ordered to make rectifications and added fitness meals. Song Lexun: "The company's internal friction is serious because of its cumbersome structure." A few days later, the group's superiors ordered the optimization of the organizational structure, and his work became instantly easier. Song Lexun: "This project looks promising, but in fact it is a big pit. Whoever encounters it will be unlucky." The project that was originally booming was suddenly stopped, and he was transferred to another new, more promising project, and his salary suddenly doubled several times. … Song Lexun just thought it was a coincidence, until one day, his immediate boss gave him little shoes to wear, and he was recruited to the CEO's office, where he met the legendary villain Gu Siyan. The villain OOTD: suits, slicked back hair, silver-rimmed glasses, every move and every move is dignified, and speaks in the tone of a Daddy boss: "He dares to bully you? I fired him." Song Lexun rubbed his eyes, wait, isn't this his fitness partner? No, where is his sunny and cheerful fitness partner? How did he become the dark Daddy? Seeing the villain's half-smiling expression towards him, he suddenly felt that something was not good. Could it be that the gears of fate were still being pushed back? He resigned that day, didn't even want the gym's annual pass, and ran away, but he was still caught at night. "Didn't you say you want to train like me?" Gu Siyan grabbed his hand and pressed it on his well-defined abdominal muscles. Song Lexun: ..., It feels really good. "Didn't you agree to be a lifelong fitness partner?" Gu Siyan unbuttoned his shirt. That night, Song Lexun was forced to engage in an unprecedented strenuous exercise. When he woke up the next day, Gu Siyan squeezed his extremely sore waist. He groaned and tried to run away, but was caught again. Gu Siyan increased the strength on his hands: "Baby, it seems that the amount of exercise last night was not enough. I will practice more today." The workplace salty fish who is committed to becoming a fitness expert vs. The undressed male Daddy who is fully clothed. Intention: Even if you are busy, you should still find those beautiful little blessings.


