Bullying My Pretty Little Junior Uncle GB

Jing Yong, the junior uncle of Tianxuan Sect, is the cultivation world’s greatest beauty and the person most likely to ascend in a thousand years. Unfortunately, this sect’s precious treasure was struck by Fengyue Sect’s Passion Confusion Powder. His cultivation stalled, and he could no longer make any progress. The only cure was to spiritually unite forty-nine times with the first person he saw upon waking. People from Fengyue Sect came forward to claim him, eager to intertwine their souls with the beauty’s. The beauty shook his head inscrutably. “It isn’t you.” Meanwhile, deep in the mountains, He Liuhong, a poor outer-sect disciple, was chasing a demon monkey through the trees, desperately swinging around after it for the sake of a core worth ten spirit stones. Then she received a personal summons from the sect leader and learned that, without meaning to, she had become her junior uncle’s antidote. He Liuhong stared blankly. “Huh? Me?” The sect leader looked over the honest-looking young disciple and sighed, shaking his head. Fine. At least the benefits would stay within the family. But a new problem arose. This outer-sect disciple’s cultivation was mediocre and her spiritual sense weak. Even a wild monkey could ride on her head. One spiritual union might mean fifty years of recovery. Fortunately, He Liuhong was a famously relentless grinder who valued money more than her life. “Don’t worry, Sect Leader. Pay me enough spirit stones, and I can do it seven times a night, finish in seven days.” That night, beneath the hazy moon, sobbing rang out from a certain cave dwelling. The next day, the sect leader hurried over with restorative pills, ready to rescue the outer-sect disciple who’d been drained dry. As soon as he entered, he saw the beautiful man curled up in a corner, weak and flushed, looking thoroughly ravished. The sect leader cried, “What have you done to your junior uncle?!” He Liuhong: Huh? Wasn’t this what we agreed on? Seven times a night! Three months later, He Liuhong was battling a clam demon underwater for the sake of a pearl when someone grabbed her by the collar and hauled her ashore. Her beautiful junior uncle’s face was lightly flushed. He took her hand and placed it on his slightly rounded belly, embarrassed and annoyed. “You did this. Take responsibility.” He Liuhong: Huh? Me again? Coming soon: The Country Yokai Comes to the City to Marry, GB In the divine capital of Shengjing, noble clans are everywhere and geniuses abound. The Xie family is the most illustrious of them all. The eldest son of the Xie family is a genius among geniuses. At just seventeen, he entered the top academy, the Sacred College, entirely on his own, without any help from his family. At twenty-two, he topped the list of Shengjing’s Ten Most Distinguished Gentlemen, unmatched in fame. After learning about her betrothed, Xuan Yuan Xiaobao said goodbye to her grandmother in the countryside, hid her ears and tail, and happily headed into the city with a coarse cloth bundle on her back to get married. The young noblemen of Shengjing were each more handsome than the last. Just imagine how beautiful the number one gentleman must be. Xuan Yuan Xiaobao had barely reached the outskirts of the city when the Xie family sent someone to meet her. They gave her some money and told her that Shengjing was a dangerous place. If she didn’t want to die alone, she should leave as soon as possible and stop dreaming about getting married. The people in the city were so nice. They were even worried she might die alone. Luckily, she was a yokai. She thought it over and went to take the Sacred College entrance exam the next day. She made lots of classmates at the Sacred College, and they were very friendly. They smiled whenever they saw her. Now the Xie family wouldn’t have to worry about her being alone, right? She also met an absolute beauty at school. Wherever the beauty went, people lingered, unable to tear themselves away. So beautiful. He had to be her betrothed. She went over to greet him. “Hello. Shall we get married soon?” The beauty gave her a cold smile. “Dream on.” Xuan Yuan Xiaobao: Now that’s exciting. This trip to the city was worth it. Her classmates laughed again. Country folk really are stupid. How could she get even that wrong? It turned out he was the fourth most distinguished gentleman. Xuan Yuan Xiaobao felt a little disappointed. After all, her grandmother had said she had to marry the number one gentleman. But what did it matter that he was number four? They were both surnamed Xie, and both human. There wasn’t much difference. She just had to take out the first three, and then number four would become number one. - Taking out the first three distinguished gentlemen was easy. The only trouble was that after she beat the young ones, the older ones came after her. So Xuan Yuan Xiaobao had to wipe out and replace the ruling families of Shengjing. Now no one could get in her way. She happily stole a taste of forbidden love with the beauty. Then, somehow, the beauty’s belly began growing bigger by the day. The beauty changed. He was no longer that icy man who’d gleefully told her to “dream on.” Even with a baby on the way, he was still restless, doing everything he could to lure her into the bedroom day after day. When he woke, he searched for her everywhere, watching her expression with a wounded, cautious look. When are you going to marry me? Did you never intend to marry me? Have you already lost interest in me? Xuan Yuan Xiaobao was exasperated. Of course she hadn’t lost interest that quickly. But Shengjing had been the capital for tens of thousands of years, and no one had ever heard of the number one gentleman having a baby. Would her grandmother even let him marry into the Xuan Yuan family? . Theme: Persevere through every setback and stay optimistic.