Programmer Gu Lin'an has two biggest regrets in his life:
1. Sneaking bites of luosifen while coding for a client.
2. Adding his nemesis, Shang Heyu, to a virus scan list.
Now he's paying for it.
He's been forced to lock himself in an embarrassing System with Shang Heyu. Every day, the wedding march plays in the background, and the mission prompts come with pink hearts and sparkles!
[System Tips]
√ When ghosts attack, interlock all ten fingers and recite the Great Compassion Mantra.
√ If you fail to solve a puzzle, put on a lolita dress and dance to Drunken Butterfly.
√ If your intimacy score is too low, an announcement will automatically play across the entire server:
"Gu Lin'an didn't kiss Shang Heyu today. One star!"
Shang Heyu, the financial world's rich young master, smiles as he raises a knife. "How about we kill the System first?"
Gu Lin'an, the coding world's grind king, locks him in a chokehold. "I was thinking the same thing!"
And so the entire infinite-flow world witnesses:
A tango for two in front of a zombie horde, an impassioned rap performance at Sadako's well, a suona exorcism of the boss, and flying on a broomstick like a sword...
Just as the two finally raise their intimacy score to 99%, the System suddenly displays a prompt: The final 1% can only be unlocked with a real-life kiss.
Later, the financial headlines explode:
"Shock! Shang Corporation's Heir Kisses Programmer in the Street"
"Man Surnamed Gu Hijacks the Wedding System with a Rocket Launcher"
#A Nemesis's Lips Are Destined to Be Kissed Raw#
#Kill the Lovesick Fool Before the System#
#We're Escaping, Not on Our Honeymoon#
#Thought He'd Trained a Dog, Only to Become the Disposable One Being Used#
#My Nemesis Can't Be a Dog That Easily#
[Reading Guide]
One-on-one, both leads sexually inexperienced, silly mutual doting. Their outrageous stunts are scarier than the ghosts. The challenges include, but are not limited to:
Performing The Temptation to Go Home at a ghost wedding, recommending The Overbearing CEO Falls in Love with Me to aliens, and taking over a haunted amusement park with square dancing.
The System itself is an AI from the Civil Affairs Bureau, quietly taking credit for nothing.
This story is written purely for the author's imagination and enthusiasm. If you don't like it, feel free to complain to the app's recommendations, just don't scold me. I'm sensitive.
Theme: Be someone you like, and do things you enjoy.
