Stop Teasing Me with Your Tail

[Cheerful and cute attacked by x cold and tsundere] At the age of nineteen, Nian Lingyi reunited with his best friend Pei Zhize after a long separation at the university. After many years of formal meeting, the aloof bamboo horse actually grew cat ears and tail in front of him. It still moves. Nian Lingyi, an invisible cat who loves kittens but is not allowed to be kept by her family, her eyes lit up: Can she touch her? Zhuma said righteously with a flushed face:... No. Is it true that you can't touch it? ... The cat's tail stuck to his hand by itself, so it shouldn't be counted as his touching it, right? Hey, furry, give it a try. Nian Lingyi: Your cat's tail seems to like me very much? Pei Zhize turned red from face to neck and pulled the tail away: You are thinking too much. * Slowly, Nian Lingyi discovered that cats and bamboo horses were not only easy to masturbate, but could also overcome his own unlucky constitution. He began to pester Pei Zhize at every opportunity. From the very beginning, he treated Pei Zhize to dinner because of his help, to having conflicts with his roommates and applying to live together, to finally sleeping together because of frequent nightmares. Although Pei Zhize refused people thousands of miles away and said: "No time." "I'm very picky about roommates." "I'm a mysophobic and I'm not used to sleeping with people." But the meal was still eaten, Nian Lingyi moved in, and finally managed to sleep together. It's just... Why does the cold and arrogant bamboo horse treat him more and more weirdly? Not only did she become more and more clinging to him, she would follow him wherever he went. When he was drunk, he would actually hold up his cat's tail and put it on its ears to beg to be spanked! When he woke up the next day, Nian Lingyi told Pei Zhize all about this abnormal behavior. He also asked with a look of pure curiosity: "You are so proactive, isn't it because the cat is in love?" Zhu Ma, who had just woken up, looked bored, with his pointed cat ears standing in his messy hair, pressing his shoulders and pushing him against the sofa. Both ears were red, the cat's tail was wagging, and his voice was low and hoarse: "So what?" Small Theater Nian Lingyi caught a fever in the rain and felt very uncomfortable. He lay at home all day and played with Pei Zhize all day. Pei Zhize asked him to drink very bitter medicine. Nian Lingyi said: "Can you meow and I will take a sip?" Pei Zhize:... After drinking it, he said: It's too bitter, I need to play with a cat to heal my soul. Pei Zhize, who was petted (touched on the head) like a cat:………… It's time to go to sleep, Nian Lingyi: I can sleep only if you are wearing uniform and telling me stories. Pei Zhize: Is your brain burned out? Half an hour later. Classmate Pei, who was wearing uniform with a stinky face and cat ears flying on his head, sat down next to Nian Lingyi's bed. The man, whose face was red with fever, hid in the bed and stretched out two hands in a daze: Kitten, sleep with me. * 1V1, HE, double clean, under the age of 1, one year apart, secret love The character card is super invincible thanks to @ 2/1 bone scientist baby! Nian Ling Yi (receiver) x Pei Zhize (attack) 1. It's a sweet and simple daily story with a college campus background. Just read it for fun. In addition to attacking cats, the author also selfishly sculpted dogs. 2. Shou has a scum-absorbing constitution/bad luck constitution. Gong, as a humanoid cat, can bring good luck and block bad luck and disasters for Shou. 3. The essence is a curse of secret love. Idiots who dare not express their feelings and fools who cannot figure out their own feelings are cursed by God (x) —— Please collect the advance collection of "I Want to Die Today". The copy is as follows: [The beautiful ghost is attacked by x cool ghost hunter] After Li Xushi died, he became a ghost that was difficult to kill. He could not be reincarnated until he died. Countless ghost hunters were helpless, saying that perhaps only one person could save him. Rumor has it that this master specializes in getting rid of all kinds of evil spirits, and the more ferocious they are, the easier they are to capture them. Li Xushi thought: Then he will definitely not refuse to save me, an innocent and kind-hearted kid! However, Li Xu was stunned when he excitedly poked his head out of the soul lamp. The person who came was wearing a black robe and looked like a dog. He stared at him for a long time, then turned around and wanted to run away and pushed Li Xushi back into the soul lamp. "If I don't kill this one, I have a grudge against him." * The only life-saving straw turned out to be his mortal enemy. If he wanted to die, just look for him. Possessed by a wild cat, the comet crashed into the earth and demolished the house, a dark wind blew bird poop into Yan Beichi's rice, he danced in the middle of the night to scare people, he chanted sutras and preached... Li Xushi tried almost all the behaviors that challenged Yan Beichi's bottom line. After trying it out, he was horrified to find that his mortal enemy was not only not angry, but actually seemed to be enjoying it! When Li Xushi couldn't rest for a day, Yan Beichi took the initiative and asked, "Don't you want to die today?" When Li Xu tasted the desserts on the table with the talisman given by Yan Beichi, he suddenly realized, "I know Yan Beichi, you are deliberately not killing me to prevent me from reincarnating and torturing me, right? This method of revenge is too insidious!!" Yan Beichi casually pushed the hot sweet milk to his hand, raised his eyebrows and sneered: "Oh. You finally discovered it?" "…………?" Six hundred and sixty-six, no more acting. * Until one day, Li Xushi accidentally fell into the soul-dispersing curse. If he was not reincarnated within half an hour, he would never be reincarnated. Yan Beichi stood in the corner polishing his sword but remained motionless. His face was gloomy, as if he was in a bad mood because he could no longer torture him. Li Xushi broke the pot and used an annoying preaching tone: "I admit that I am annoying to you, but Yan Beichi, is it a bit too much to cause people to lose their souls——" The copper coin sword suddenly penetrated his heart, and a moist kiss suddenly blocked his unfinished words. There is also a vague sentence: "I like you." …… Half an hour later. For some reason, the ghosts Li Xushi and Yan Beichi, who were still alive, stood there and stared at each other. The air was as eerily still as a dead person. Li Xu pretended to pick his ears and pretended to say casually: "I'm sorry I didn't hear you clearly just now. What did you say?" * Shuangjie, 1V1, HE, three years apart, secret love, mortal enemy 1. Gong has a brother, and the old grudge between the two is related to his brother. It is a misunderstanding. Although it may look like it, in fact, "it does not involve the insertion of a third party into the emotional line." 2. It is essentially a sweet love story, and will not be overly scary. Chapters with trace elements of horror will be marked with an * symbol in the title. The more symbols, the scarier they are (the judgment standard is based on the author's courage). The whole text is nonsense, the background is false, and the messy symbols are all privately designed. Don't be too serious. 3. In the end, Gong will find a way to let the soul return to the body. Intention: Love should be spoken loudly