This novel is also known as: The System Tricked Me into Farming, and Now I'm the World's Richest; Twenty Billion to Buy Out the Schedule, Are You Robbing Me?; I'm Not Farming, I'm Cultivating a Romantic Battlefield; Farming Is Out of the Question, and I Don't Want to Date Either, Yet Everyone Has a Weird Obsession with Me
I'm an ordinary (?), run-of-the-mill college student. I couldn't resist touching a jade bangle while shopping, and in a second I transmigrated and got bound to a [world-class farming game].
After transmigrating, I got a new name: Bai Ze Akatsuki.
The System said this was a "blessing":
Can't communicate: Every NPC speaks Japanese at a tenth-grade level, and the heroine is fluent in sign language.
The three essentials from the start: a leaky thatched hut, a rusty hoe, and NPCs I can't communicate with.
Artificial idiot: The System routinely psychologically manipulates its Host, but it's too timid to do anything except whine and beg me to farm: "Dear, if I don't finish the task, my pay will be cut!"
But where there's a will, there's a way. After muddling through, I finally got a foothold on this barren land, and somehow wound up with a bunch of (not quite normal) employees.
Like the black-haired detective with a demolition talent that needs to be slowed down.
Like the drunk who rides a motorcycle to deliver fertilizer and plans to modify it into a battle mech.
Like the crazy handsome guy who falls into the water twice out of every three times he goes fishing, but always has an obnoxiously smug smile.
Me: I don't understand. I kind of want to call the police.
System: Don't panic, dear! Just farm for another ten years and you'll be able to go home~
Me: ??? You think I can put up with ten years?!
This awful game, I can't stand being here another day!
Farming? This is more like wilderness survival!
Theme: Strive in adversity, survive hardship, persevere, and create a future of your own.
The first part was pretty good, but the second one was too boring. Farming is not like farming, and the heroine has a system. She just went ahead and was threatened by all kinds of things. I was so speechless. [Rolls eyes]
Zhong Ye bravely charged forward and unexpectedly faced off against Pu Xin Nu, and his love failed. ——The most free gift
Sen, you have to remember that the consequences of provoking a farmer is to become a serf... Support the direct farmers to sell their illegitimate employees!
Alas, Mori Ogai has caught up with him at a good time. It was a pity that he was not asked to catch up with him when he was digging and loosening the soil. Now there are so many tools. The heroine has bought a bunch of modern agricultural machines. Mori Ogai can't feel the charm of labor more simply. Oh, what a pity [Caigou]
I laughed so much that my mentality exploded after saying this.
My wife's writing style seems to be that of a different person.
"On the importance of language packaging", after learning it, I will package it like this when I am preparing to write my resume for internship.
It would be honest to let Lao Sen take Alice to work in the fields 🐶
It also feels like it's rare for Bunye to pursue someone seriously on the set.
Oh my gosh, my wife really added Odasaku to the list www. I want to follow you forever, okay! I rushed here as fast as lightning, as fast as a spinning heel, walking in the wind with my feet without skipping a beat, running at full speed, running with great speed, eye-catching eyes, quick hands, galloping through the clouds, and then I was so handsome that I was so handsome that I was so drunk that I enjoyed it so much that I shouted to the sky: No one can refuse the shining and moving wife!