HP: The Allure of Sunshine

Reading advice: For the sake of your screen, please don't eat or drink while reading. The sentimental version The boy who was always brash and acted as if he didn't care about anything. The boy who was always like the sun, driving the darkness from other people's hearts and bringing them warmth. The boy whose stubborn persistence always earned people's admiration, yet whose cluelessness so often left them exasperated and laughing. The boy with golden hair and blue eyes, who wanted to become Hokage and earn everyone's recognition: Naruto Uzumaki. What would happen to history if one day he opened his eyes and found himself a skinny little boy, sleeping in a cupboard and with an almost identical childhood to his own? The absurd version Dudley: Make breakfast, you filthy little bug! Harry as Naruto: Don't underestimate me! I'll make a breakfast the likes of which the world has never seen! And then, a plate of charred... grilled sausages. Dumbledore: Harry, you are the Chosen One, the savior of the wizarding world. Harry as Naruto: What? I'm already the Chosen One? Don't worry, old man with the white beard, I'll become the world's greatest savior! (strikes a Super Saiyan pose) Snape: It seems that sometimes a person's reputation is inversely proportional to his abilities. Harry as Naruto: Hey, big nose, can that whatever-it-is stone really be used to make soup? Hey, that's a potion! Voldemort: I will kill you! I will kill you! Harry as Naruto: Hey, doesn't that pose make you tired? I'm telling you, sitting on the floor like this is much more comfortable. Want to try it? And so, the world of Harry Potter was utterly thrown into chaos... This is really just a fun, mock-crackfic, occasionally making people laugh and cry, or leaving them laughing and crying at the same time... If you like it, give me a poke and then keep me as your pet~ On hiatus for now, trying to get my writing back and come up with ideas.