A Desperate Straight Man Lands in a Love Triangle as the Little Daddy

Song Yuqing is straight, but men often confess their feelings to him. As a result, he always buttons his shirts all the way up, determined not to show any extra skin. Fortunately, people in modern society obey the law. The staring makes Song Yuqing uncomfortable, but no one actually bothers him. Then one day, he transmigrates into an adult ABO harem novel. The good news: Song Yuqing has become a minor character, the protagonist's stepdad. The bad news: He's the protagonist's beta stepdad. Song Yuqing: ...What is this, some kind of plan to eliminate straight men? System: Your mission is to get rid of the protagonist's terrible suitors. * As the same age as the protagonist, Qi Ran, Song Yuqing enrolls at the high school Qi Ran attends. Everyone knows that Song Yuqing is Qi Ran's stepdad, and the wife of the powerful big shot from the Qi family. They treat him with respect to his face, but secretly despise and loathe him. Until one day, alpha suitor number one, the domineering and arrogant type, corners Qi Ran in a conference room. Song Yuqing punches him in the face. A fragrant breeze reaches the alpha before the blow does. “Sorry, but you had it coming.” Suitor number two is gloomy and sinister. He stays up late to spy on Qi Ran in the shadows. Song Yuqing flips him over in an instant and says to Qi Ran, “Qi Ran, you must be having trouble sleeping. Come on, help your stepdad work through five years of college entrance exams and three years of practice tests.” Suitor number three deliberately throws a ball at Qi Ran. Song Yuqing immediately hurls it back. “Pick on my son again and I'll knock your head off.” Song Yuqing turns to warn Qi Ran, “If we're going to date, it has to be a normal relationship. Unhealthy relationships are a no-go.” But... Qi Ran can only lower his eyes and suppress the filthy thoughts in his heart. As long as his stepdad stays his stepdad forever, that's enough. After spending time with Song Yuqing, everyone realizes that this cool, gentle, easygoing stepdad of Qi Ran's seems especially short-tempered whenever Qi Ran is involved. He's both irritable and cute, cool and gentle. Is that the charm of a devoted househusband? The alphas gather around Song Yuqing, bump into him by chance, get locked inside the school with him, and ask him to touch them during their heats. “Song Yuqing, it's not your son we're lusting after. It's you.” Song Yuqing: (╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻ Get lost. Watching one pack of horny alpha dogs after another harass Song Yuqing, Qi Ran finally can't take it and calls his adoptive father. “Are you coming back or not? If you don't come back soon, someone else is going to steal your wife.” Qi Zhengqing finally remembers his wife, who was born in a slum. He comes home and walks toward the bedroom. As soon as he gets close, a pillow flies straight at his head. “You're the ninth one today. Get out now, or I'll bash your head in.” Qi Zhengqing: “?” So people are climbing into his wife's bed every day? Wait, does this mean that even though he's powerful, influential, and rich, people are still lusting after his beautiful wife? Uke's character: A desperate straight man who's cool and gentle on the outside but very good at fighting #Everyone's favorite, lots of descriptions of the uke's looks, and the story goes off the rails. #Male rivalry and a chaotic love triangle. The original novel's first, second, third, and fourth male leads have no romantic storyline with the original protagonist, Qi Ran. All the semes are sexually inexperienced. #Lots of forum posts, with very explicit fantasies. #Read the first chapter for content warnings before starting the main story. *Pre-release 1: The Tyrant Becomes the Third Party for His Cool, Beautiful Brother's Wife* Song Qingyan is as handsome as carved jade, a peerless beauty. He should have come first in the imperial examinations, entered the court, and risen to power as a brilliant minister. But because of the rumor that men with a red mole on their shoulder could bear children, an imperial decree marries him off to the foolish Prince Jin. Prince Jin is a fool who has occasional fits of madness. Everyone laments that Song Qingyan, married to such an idiot, will surely suffer humiliation every day, live in misery, and soon waste away. But they don't know that after the wedding, the two share warm, passionate nights, and Song Qingyan grows ever more captivating. * Everyone knows that Prince Jin and the emperor are twins, one a fool and one the ruler. What they don't know is that Prince Jin is a split personality of the emperor. When lucid, he is Xiao Yan, the emperor who kills without batting an eye. When not, he is the foolish Prince Jin. After marrying Song Qingyan, Xiao Yan's lucid periods become increasingly unpredictable. The first time he comes to his senses in front of his younger brother's wife, he sees a beauty like a painting, but is overcome with rage. Song Qingyan is sleeping in front of him. Is he trying to seduce him, or what? The second time, Xiao Yan wakes up in his younger brother's wife's bed. He thinks Song Qingyan is seducing him again, but can't help kissing the beauty's lips, secretly tasting the springtime passion that belongs to his younger brother. In the end, he really has stolen his brother's wife. The usually deranged Xiao Yan chooses to become the third party rather than have his younger brother's wife or his younger brother put to death. The third time Xiao Yan comes to his senses in front of his younger brother's wife, Song Qingyan takes his hand and places it on his own belly. “Can you feel it? This is our child.” He has actually gotten his younger brother's wife pregnant. Xiao Yan gently strokes Song Qingyan, too. “I'll take good care of you both.” But in the next moment, he hears Song Qingyan call out the fool's name and ask him to be a good father. Xiao Yan feels as if he has fallen into an icy abyss. The child Song Qingyan is carrying isn't his. It's that fool's. Later, Xiao Yan can no longer restrain his feelings. He follows Song Qingyan as he goes to help disaster victims, then forcibly takes him for himself. When Song Qingyan slaps Xiao Yan across the face, he says, “Get lost.” Xiao Yan's eyes turn bloodshot, and he nearly loses his mind. “That fool can have you, so why can't I?” Little scene: 1. The fool: If I finish memorizing the book, can I ride you like yesterday? The fool: Qingqing, can I lick you like yesterday? I'll call you Mommy. The fool: Qingqing, I love you so much. A seemingly cool, gentle wife who is actually always ready to kill her husband and take the throne herself uke VS an emperor who unknowingly begs for love and takes what he wants seme VS a loyal, foolish prince who doesn't realize how perverted he is * Pre-release 2: The Dark, Abusive Teammate Gets Exposed and Gets Taken* Song Qinghuan is the least popular member of a hugely successful boy band. The other five all come from privileged backgrounds and shot to fame just by treating their debut as a bit of fun. Only he has a bad background. He tries desperately to get close to the powerful teammates from wealthy families, yet he still can't get popular. He looks like a ridiculous clown. Song Qinghuan acts meek and obedient in public, but privately uses a secret Weibo account to insult his teammates. Insulting teammate one, the sunny, cheerful one: So what if you're rich? You're a brainless mutt. Insulting teammate two, the arrogant, haughty one: What a poser. He thinks he's so elegant and refined, but he's just a pathetic dog. Insulting teammate three, the horny one: A masochistic dog. You could slap him and he'd still get hard. Insulting teammate four, the “group favorite”: You love calling people big brother, huh? What are you pretending for? The group's favorite? You're a dog who loves to fake-ship with people. You act like you're into the ship, but in reality you'd dodge anyone who tried to touch you. You'd have to be blind to ship them. Insulting teammate five, the aloof one: A cold-faced weirdo. He'd keep a straight face even while kneeling to lick someone. The most pathetic dog of them all. Song Qinghuan's secret account insulting his teammates gets exposed in an instant. His teammates, who are practicing a stage performance together, all turn to look at him. The vicious but timid Song Qinghuan goes deathly pale, knowing he's finished. But his teammates surround him. Teammate one buries his face in Song Qinghuan's neck, inhaling his scent. Teammate two rubs against his beautiful face, teammate three grabs his hand, teammate four puts an arm around his waist, and teammate five coldly grips his ankle. “So this is what Qinghuan thinks of us... If we'd known, we shouldn't have let our darling get away when he was practically offering himself to us.” Song Qinghuan: “...” A pack of pathetic dogs. Every last one of them. They've coveted their darling for ages. He's beautiful, well-behaved, soft, and easy to bully. What would they do if they didn't protect him? But then they discover their beautiful darling has been insulting them with reckless abandon, and he's vicious and twisted. Ah... They like him even more. What are they supposed to do? A seemingly obedient uke who thinks he's wicked but is actually easy to bully (when he's bullied, he just mumbles and grumbles angrily to himself) // a bad-tempered cream puff VS a pack of high-ranking, love-struck dogs Core message: Don't give up lightly when faced with adversity. Be brave, fight for what you want, and grow with vigor.