An Seme Who Can't Talk Dirty Isn't a Good Husband

There's a top in this world who loves his main-character bottom deeply.

Maybe he's insecure and timid, maybe slow-witted and dull, maybe arrogant...

Whatever the reason, he just won't say it out loud.

After one misunderstanding after another and mutual suspicion, a love that should have been passionate and tender comes to a halt, then turns cold, falls apart, and ends in separation.

So, to bring lovers together in the end, System Xiao Qi binds the top to a "Dirty Talk Output System."

Xiao Qi: "If you won't open your mouth, then I'll make you say dirty things directly."

Honest, insecure top VS proud, prickly bottom

Chen Keyi grew up in a poor mountain village.

Just as poverty was about to force him to drop out of school, he unexpectedly got the chance to move to the big city and become the companion and study partner of the wealthy young master Yan Song.

Before leaving, Chen Keyi had heard that Yan Song was bad-tempered and rebellious, and often fought three people at once. So he reminded himself to keep his head down and work diligently, doing only what was expected of him.

But at their first meeting, Chen Keyi's heart raced, and a blush spread across his face.

He fell in love with the young master at first sight.

But Chen Keyi thought of it as a

sacred, inviolable love.

So after he was bound to the Dirty Talk System, he regretted not being mute.

But he couldn't beat the System. He had to say the dirty things.

One morning, Chen Keyi, usually so honest and reserved after twenty years of life, bit his tongue and risked life and limb to stammer out the word "baby" to Yan Song.

He thought the other would glare at him and call him disgusting.

Instead, Yan Song turned away awkwardly, then hurried back to his room in the cartoon slippers Chen Keyi had bought him.

Yan Song had been injured and couldn't bathe himself, so Chen Keyi took on the task.

Chen Keyi didn't dare look around. Throughout the whole thing, he stared fixedly at the bathroom ceiling. The bath was nearly over.

After struggling internally for more than ten minutes, Chen Keyi finally spoke to the ceiling, utterly resigned.

"Yan Song."

"Your... little bird is so pink."

He thought Yan Song would kick him straight out of the bathroom.

So Chen Keyi immediately lowered his head to apologize. But when he did, he saw that Yan Song's cheeks, ears, and neck had all turned bright red.

That night, Chen Keyi brought the drunk Yan Song home. Watching him lie on the bed as the alcohol took hold, Chen Keyi crouched nearby and lowered his voice as much as possible. "Can you sit on my face?"

He thought Yan Song would beat him until he was crawling on the floor.

Instead, Yan Song suddenly sat up and answered, bleary with drink:

"Do I need to take my pants off?"

Theme: Stay positive and don't fear the future