Your Cat Is Trying Hard to Break Up

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Meng Miao is a carefree cat. From extreme sports to catching fish with his bare hands, from beating up the whole school to basking in the sun on the rooftop, he does whatever he pleases and lives free.

Oh, and he unexpectedly got a boyfriend, too.

But one day, Meng Miao discovered that the world was an old-school melodramatic novel, and he was his boyfriend's stupid, pretentious, tragically doomed ex-boyfriend, a cannon-fodder character hated by everyone.

He wasn't having it! He'd break up with him right now!

But breaking up would make him look bad, and he couldn't bring himself to do the awful things his character did in the original story. Was there a way to make his boyfriend hate him so he could break up with him happily?

After searching online all night, he found a post that made his eyes light up.

#Here's a great way to break up#

1. Call him over and over on video, show him you care, confess your love, and make him think you're an irrational, lovesick idiot.

2. Send him eight hundred date plans, control him, fill up all his free time, and make him feel suffocated by the relationship.

3. Cling to him the second you see him. Demand hand-holding, hugs, and kisses, and shower him with saccharine compliments until he can't stand you.

P.S. Trust me, even after you break up, he'll think you're wonderful!

The more Meng Miao thought about it, the easier and simpler it sounded. Cats were great at being clingy!

*

It had been months already. Why hadn't his boyfriend broken up with him yet...

If things kept going like this, they'd even be sleeping together! Aaaah!

Meng Miao decided this wasn't working and put even more effort into practicing his bratty lines. After putting on a whole performance for the skeleton in the infirmary, he couldn't hold back his laughter. "I can't take it! How can these lines be this funny? How does Qin Yunzhou listen to them? This time, I'll definitely gross him out! Hahahaha!"

He laughed so hard that the cat tail swishing happily behind him cramped.

Meng Miao turned around sympathetically, only to see his boyfriend leaning against the wall with an unreadable expression. He had no idea how long he'd been there.

Meng Miao: "..."

His tail drooped and tucked itself tightly between his legs.

"Could I, um, explain first...?"

"Bonus Scene"

At last, Meng Miao, exhausted and still unable to break up, thought it over and sent a breakup text.

Let him hate me if he wants. I really have no other choice.

Wait... don't come closer. That's not the kind of hate I meant!

A much thicker, powerful leopard tail swept around and tightly wrapped itself around Meng Miao's slender cat tail, dragging him back.

The tail coiled around his, rubbing from the base all the way to the tip. Meng Miao immediately went weak all over and collapsed against the culprit.

Only after that night did Meng Miao learn how wild Qin Yunzhou's rut could get. Before, he'd only been holding back because he was afraid of scaring him. But now...

A scheming, deeply possessive gong x an adorable, bratty beauty shou

[Blackened American leopard x wicked little cow cat]

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Reader's Guide:

1. Inspired by an online meme. One-on-one romance, happy ending, both are each other's first love.

2. The shou is just good at blurting things out without thinking. He really has no idea what he's doing, and he genuinely tries hard to act bratty, but the gong loves it, and the shou is only too happy to oblige.

3. They have both human and animal forms. This is a fictional school setting, not realistic, and includes lots of original worldbuilding. Please don't compare it to real life.

Please check out my next book: Come Save Me from the Hehuan Sect! Please add it to your favorites~

You transmigrate into the body of a low-ranking disciple of the Hehuan Sect, and you...

Wait, the Hehuan Sect?!

That's right, you've been assigned an important mission: give the Demon Venerable a warm welcome!

No way!

Fang Zhiyu jumped to his feet in fright. Other people might not know, but he knew the Demon Venerable was crazy. He was cold, cruel, merciless, ruthless, and enjoyed torturing people. He...

Huh?

While fleeing, Fang Zhiyu stumbled into a forbidden area, where the Demon Venerable, said to kill anyone he saw, picked him up. The Demon Venerable asked gently, "Does it hurt? Don't run so fast next time."

Looking at the Demon Venerable, who seemed eager to put him on a pedestal, Fang Zhiyu pondered.

Maybe... this wasn't so bad?

--

Later, Fang Zhiyu began living a life waited on by the Demon Venerable. The only downside was the cultivation sessions he wasn't particularly keen on, although the Demon Venerable insisted on being the one to absorb his energy.

Then, on an utterly ordinary night, Fang Zhiyu lay sprawled on the bed, panting with exhaustion, when the Demon Venerable, who'd been draped over him like a ghost, suddenly changed his expression.

The next second, a long sword pressed against his vulnerable throat. The Demon Venerable asked coldly, "Who sent you?"

Fang Zhiyu: "???"

Help! The Demon Venerable really is crazy! The story didn't lie to me!

*

The Demon Venerable had been sitting motionless before his Dao partner's grave for more than three hundred years.

At last, he got his chance.

Everything went beautifully, except for one little mishap: he didn't travel directly to the past, but possessed his past self instead.

In that case... he had no choice but to apologize to himself.

He temporarily suppressed his past self's consciousness and happily took control. The Demon Venerable refused to share his Dao partner with anyone.

Not even himself.

"Bonus Scene"

Fang Zhiyu couldn't take it anymore. The Demon Venerable was completely insane.

That morning, the Demon Venerable climbed into his bed as soon as he woke up, his eyes dark and unfathomable. "Tell me, where did I touch you yesterday?"

That evening, the Demon Venerable grabbed his chin again, his expression fierce. "You went to see that person again? Where did he touch you?"

Who could possibly live in this Hehuan Sect? Fang Zhiyu made a snap decision and ran for it.

He didn't panic when he ran into the Demon Venerable, either. He blurted out the excuse he'd prepared: "I told you yesterday that I was going to feed the flowers today!"

But the Demon Venerable's expression immediately darkened.

Haha, crap. He'd mistaken him for someone else.

#Can someone come save him from the Hehuan Sect#

Theme: You don't have to be perfect, and that's okay.