A Straight Man's Transmigration Journal

Have you ever seen a woman with a beard?

Have you ever seen a man with a huge chest?

A wildly melodramatic transmigration kicks off the story...

Of course, it is a love story.

But who is supposed to fall in love, a man or a woman?

Is it yuri or danmei...?

(The bit-part players, A, B, C, and D, say:

"Whatever it is, let it unfold in all its glory!")

This story is pure parody. Enter at your own risk.

P.S. This is the author's stripped-down version of the story, though it probably hasn't been stripped down quite enough. Readers who prefer something more risqué, please find another route.