(Shining Card Fighters) I’m Your Archrival, Not Your Sweetheart!

I’m an ordinary number-one wanted criminal from the planet Machina, known as Death Shadow... But now my home is gone. The hell with being wanted! At least I’ll never run into those dumb planetary guards again, and that means I won’t have to spend my life hiding anymore!

So I took an escape pod and wandered around the universe until I reached Earth. While still falling, I saw my former business ally, the Black Iron Warrior, getting sealed away.

Me: ...? (This is a nightmare, right? If I log off and recharge now, can I reboot in time?)

The official answer: Noooope, the main team is on its way~

I immediately exploded on the spot: Make me fly!

Later, I went back to enjoying the happy life of hiding from everyone on Earth. I even had to take a part-time job as a race car to make ends meet, and made myself a human 4D projection model based on the movie Transformers. Tsk, I look so cool...

But later I found out that my driving skills were so good that the main team came looking for me again. Damn (a delicious plant), is this never going to end?

(It was only after I’d been sealed away for a long time that I learned that ever since I arrived on Earth, a War God and a Guard had been going out to look for me every single day.)

Me: ... (Thinking: Jock, sheesh... what was that most despair-inducing dance move online called again?)

Core idea: Get lost, I’m the big bad villain.