My Roommate and I Are Mortal Enemies

Two immature boys who love and fight each other. The full novel subscription costs 4.65 yuan. Thank you for supporting the official release.

Cold on the outside, warm on the inside, a secretly passionate, devoted top who excels at studying × an infuriating, shameless, carefree, proud young master bottom

Shen Kan, the bottom-ranked underachiever at First High, is "exiled to the frontier" at an obscure rural high school.

On the first day of school, his own mother knocks over the bicycle of a "stubborn little white flower" who may or may not have been trying to stage an accident.

Even more ridiculous, this "stubborn little white flower" he's made an enemy of turns out to be his roommate and deskmate too!?

Since they've run into each other, he'd better prepare for a fight in the opposing lane!!!

*

As the hope of the entire village of Shuihe, Sheng Yu has meticulously planned out the next three years of high school. But lately, he's been a little annoyed: his deskmate is an idiot and a pain in the neck.

Worse, this shameless pest with more money than sense seems to have latched onto him and thrown all his carefully planned routines into disarray.

The pest picks fights with everyone and everything. His manners are so bad even a dog would hate him, and he has plenty of other faults too. He's always messing with Sheng Yu, and the number of despicable tricks he's pulled is too high to count on one hand.

One day, the model roommate Sheng Yu takes pity on Shen Kan, who's running away from home with a fever, and brings him back.

The pest's cheeks are flushed from fever. He blinks those watery eyes at Sheng Yu, sounding a little aggrieved. "Hey, do you think it's a hassle to get involved with someone like me...?"

Sheng Yu stays calm on the outside, but panics on the inside: Has the idiot changed tactics? Is this a sympathy play or a seduction? Wait, why is he kind of cute?

Shen Kan's inner thoughts: Hurry up and say yes! I've worked this hard, so why aren't you sick of me yet?!

*

Before choosing science or humanities:

Shen Kan glances at his sworn-enemy roommate and deskmate. "Just so you know, I talk a lot. They call me the King of Trash Talk. If you can't take it, switch deskmates now."

Sheng Yu gives his idiot deskmate a cool glance: "..."

After choosing science or humanities:

Sheng Yu tosses his bag onto the desk and sits down beside Shen Kan as if it's the most natural thing in the world.

Shen Kan: "I talk a lot..."

Sheng Yu braces one hand on the back of his chair and touches Shen Kan's lips with the other, challenging him. "The King of Trash Talk, huh? Doesn't seem like you're very good at your job..."

Huh? This rivalry isn't going the way he expected!

Young Master Shen flies into a rage and kicks his dear deskmate. "Get lost! I'm a pure 24-karat man!"

Sheng Yu gives a mocking laugh. "Oh, really? That's not what you said in the dorm that night."

Shen, the King of Trash Talk, Kan is speechless: "..."

(They are each other's first and only. While they're underage, I'll do my best to sneak in some flirting and sweet moments. An uplifting coming-of-age story.)

Thank you for reading (*?ω`*)!

Reading guide:

1. Not necessarily pure sweetness, but definitely pure school life.

2. Leans toward realism. The first year of high school is a little more relaxed, and the overall tone is goofy. After students choose their subjects, the focus shifts to studying. The college entrance exam is hell mode. No sleeping or gaming your way into Qinghua University.

3. A rural love story, with all kinds of chaotic high school antics in everyday life.

Here's a coming-soon story:

In the nineteenth year of the Mingzhao era, a new emperor ascends the throne and changes the reign title to Chengjing.

The young emperor, Helan Xuan, reclines sideways in a gold-lacquered, dragon-carved wooden chair. He sweeps his crimson eyes across the assembled ministers and speaks in an unhurried voice.

"Our late father has been dead for some time. After much deliberation, I have decided the posthumous title 'Li' is the most fitting. What do you think, my ministers?"

His words cause an uproar in the Hall of Purple Tenuity. One loyal minister even spills blood on the spot for daring to speak the truth!

Chu Wulan holds his court tablet in both hands, taking in the absurd scene in the hall without saying a word.

Helan Xuan doesn't let him off the hook. He stares at him without blinking, smiling faintly. "What does the Grand Tutor think?"

One eager gaze after another lands on Chu Wulan. He doesn't know how to respond. When he looks up, he falls into the abyss of those crimson eyes.

*

Chu Wulan never dreamed that the innocent boy from the cold palace, whom he had practically watched grow up, would lead him step by step to cut off every escape route and fall into an inescapable trap for the sake of the throne.

"Innocent?" Helan Xuan throws back his head and laughs. His crown falls to the ground, revealing canine teeth worn smooth. "Grand Tutor, you're far too naive. Everyone who comes out of the cold palace is filthy and rotten. There's not one clean place on them. Innocent people died out long ago..."

No, that's not right. Helan Xuan wasn't like that at twelve.

The year Chu Wulan first met Helan Xuan, he had just come of age. The young man had entered official service, and at the time, he was a teaching assistant at the academy appointed by the emperor.

"Sir! Sir! Please, sir, give me some more food!"

The child was thin and frail, his head striking the ground harder with every bow. He earnestly addressed the eunuch delivering the food as "sir."

Chu Wulan gave him a box of pastries and personally applied wound medicine to Helan Xuan's forehead. He had no idea he would spend his entire life repaying that kindness.

A dignified, gentle, and politically minded Grand Tutor top × a sweet-faced, secretly ruthless, deranged, seductive emperor bottom

(The small workshop sure doesn't hold back on the ingredients.)

Theme: Youth knows no limits.