Kill, burn, and plunder, with nowhere to call home;
A half-baked pretender turns every mission into a show.
Gin takes him in, Vermouth plays mom;
Undercover agents are coming, don't spill the tea!
Our opponents: FBI, CIA, MI6, the Japanese Public Security Bureau, Interpol, Europol, Nagano's Komei, the terrifying elementary schooler, and the Miyano family. Behind us stand Gin, Vermouth, Pisco, Irish, Chianti, Korn, Binga, Curaçao, Rum, and Vodka.
To protect "that" secret, there must be a way. Come on, we can do this! The sides are evenly matched, and we can be the winners!
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Okay, it's really just a comedy, haha. Black Organization daily life, with a wildly altered setting and everyone doting on the men and women alike.
Theme: Fake it until you make it