[Western Crossover] Work? No. LEGO? Yes!

You finally couldn't stand this crappy, crazy Thursday world where only KFC had a deal and McDonald's didn't. You made a wish to... You don't even know who you made it to. You stuffed the wish-receiving boxes of every god you passed, and even the ones you didn't, until they burst. Anyway, casting a wide net worked. You successfully reincarnated into the Lego universe! You became a bona fide Lego minifigure! Congratulations on reincarnating into the wondrous world of Lego. Click "Start Reading" to begin your new life! ** You said, "No, no way. There are so many reincarnation promotions these days. How can I sign up so casually?" Before reincarnating, you stuck your head into this story on the day it was marked "Complete." There, you saw... "You're running ahead, with Batman chasing after you." (You: ??? You took a closer look and saw that it seemed to be because... "You and a pair of Lego brothers named Winchester are running in front, carrying a green-haired Lego head. The head in your hands is laughing hysterically." You figured you hadn't stuffed your head in quite right, so you pulled it out and stuck it back in. You saw... "With coins flying everywhere, you somehow rob a company in New York, and your teammates are... a bunch of magicians?!" "You sit below the judge's bench and shout, 'Objection!' at the judge's guilty verdict, then produce a UNO Reverse card. But the next second, you're thrown into the 'bad kids' exile zone,' where you see a Lego minifigure get hit by a train-head minifigure and turned into... a puddle of ketchup?!" "You think your luck has finally turned and that you've hit the jackpot when you get a magical ticket to tour a chocolate factory. But because you step through the factory doors right foot first, a chocolate river swallows you whole. When you wake up, all you see is a room door marked 237... The Shining Hotel?!" You think it over. Your CPU runs at full speed, and you resolutely decide... You're signing up for this promotion, Wang Shaoyu (not really) (yes, really)! ** Before starting your new life, here's an "Adventure Guide" you might want to know: - Everyone who appears is a Lego minifigure. - The protagonist is "you," in the second person. - In the faction alignment grid, "you" consider yourself "Chaotic Neutral." This leans toward comedy. You're not exactly friendly or unfriendly to anyone, because even "you" can't be sure where you stand amid all this chaos. - A meandering, road-trip-style slice-of-life story about experiencing new surroundings, meeting new friends or enemies, and setting off on new journeys. - Adventure locations: DC, Marvel, Now You See Me, The Boys, SPN, Minions, as well as American and British TV series and films condensed into the words "to be determined." They'll be blended, altered, and reimagined according to Lego's own style and the author's preferences. Theme: May you be happy, and may your adventures be enjoyable.