
This Absolutely Cannot Be an Adult Game
这必不可能是款黄油
- Status
- Ongoing
- Length
- 27k Words
- Genre
- Danmei (BL)
- Updated
- 10mo ago
- Source
- JJWXC
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Protagonist-focused, satisfying power fantasies
Top-Perspective, Male-Lead-Focused, Wish-Fulfillment Fiction
Male-lead loyalist. Mostly powerful male leads, or male protagonists with no romance
Love Angsty, Twisted Romance with Gravity-Bending Dynamics (Top-Obsessed Edition)
The whole world can revolve around the bottom. I love melodrama, angst, and top-tier weird kinks, but I have high standards. I especially like heavy, intense stories… not so much the fluffy ones.
Mary Sue Power Fantasies (Protagonist-Focused Edition)
The protagonist gets all the spotlight, with everyone crushing on them. Mostly stories about gamers, with some ensemble-focused stories that aren’t romances.
Player Stories for Protagonist Fans
Players with powerful selves. A single protagonist, no group transmigration and no ensemble stories about summoned players.
Top Fans
Everyone loves the shou; the shou dotes on the gong. The gong is precious above all
Personal Kink Collection
Personal preferences
Qi Kou's Bookshelf
I’m a picky omnivore who prefers top characters. I’m perfectly fine with updates once a month, once a year, or once in a lifetime.
Focused on Devoted Bottoms
Quit reporting this. If you’ve got nothing better to do, go find a job.
Gong-Centric, Gong-Obsessed, Straight Gong, Pampered Gong
I like stories with pampered tops, or tops who are straight or don't return the love. Sadly, there's not much to read, and so many great stories are unfinished. Keeping a record so I can reread them later.
My Favorite Harem-Building Top and No-CP Stories
Let's eat
Just for Me: Smooth Writing with a Fresh Twist
No CP, leans toward leftist themes, top-centric, all-top stories / recommending Batman / for sharing, a mix of fan fiction and original works
Currently Reading or Caught Up ① (Protagonist-Fan Version)
Mostly male-lead no-romance and BL. I'll remove anything I dislike or don't care for. The only thing that matters is whether I enjoy it. When a story gets me excited, I'll write a long review and change its rating to five stars. Free five stars.
Favorite Top-Pov Reads (For Personal Use)
For my own use. I've read a lot, and some books have left absolutely no impression on me (damn it). Keeping a record of books I thought were pretty good. I like couples who are mutually devoted and dote on each other.
Saved for Myself, Favorites
Saved for myself, ones I like.
Currently Reading
Someone, please recommend me some stories... Sorry, the rules say no more than 50% of books can get five stars, so some stories have very low ratings. Don't take the star ratings too seriously
Protagonist Fans, Top Leads
Either nobody loves anyone, or everyone loves everyone. The appeal of the Mary Sue is its cool undertone, whether the character is cold inside or out. I'm so possessive that I've gone all the way to no CP.
Keep It Up, My Beloved Top!
Only adding books I've read. The bottom is doted on. The bottom is on the weak side. I was completely put off, so I couldn't give it five stars. I don't want to update this anymore; they're all books I read ages ago.
Beautiful, Strong Bottoms Take Center Stage, No DZJ Version
An all-in-one collection for gong-led stories. Content warnings: Ning or Ni as the shou, pile drivers, pure SG or star twins. Sometimes just reading these stories is enough to make you lose your cool. Is this for real or not? o.O
Highly Recommended by a Fan of Top-Tier Seme
An atypical list from a top-lover. I like short, cute, beautiful, two-faced, cool-headed, and deluded tops. I only love bottoms who dote on their tops, tops who chase after their bottoms, and arrogant rich bottoms who fight over their tops. If you get it, you get it.
Who Dares Kiss This Precious Top?
Trying my hand at making a list! Saving stories I like. I'm a top enthusiast, but I read very quickly and sometimes overlook things that might bother me. If any of my recommendations have something you don't like, feel free to tell me.
Personal Records for Protagonist Fans and Top Fans
I care more about the protagonist than the top. I tend to skip around when I read, and I like protagonists who do whatever they please. Top-focused readers are always starved for good stories, so I've switched to reading male-oriented gen fiction.
Tops Who Are Doted On, Never Abused: Protagonist-Top Favorites
Keeping a list of stories with main-character tops that I love. Damn it, when will we main-character stans rise up? If you love them, let them be the top or the lead, okay? Exactly.
My Favorites
Gong enthusiast, female leads (no gongs)
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Boss, boss... One more chapter will be like throwing a handful of rice to the chickens... Cluck, cluck, cluck (
To call upon the soul; to call upon the soul. . . . .
It's been half a year, boss, just say something [loading][crying]
Teacher - Do you have any plans to come back and update soon - How about we play a game where you updated thirty chapters in one night and shocked me [Rose]
Boss, with just 8 chapters and 2,000 collections, are there really no editors begging to sign a contract with you and then urging you to update online every day?
Baby... Let's update another chapter [crying] [empty bowl] [empty bowl]
Why do I look so beautiful when I cry?
Teacher, I want to [change] [change] [change] Teacher, would you like to come back? Teacher, your writing is really good [change] Teacher...
It's so good, so good, I rewatch it every few days.
Wuwuwuwu, I have fallen into a trap again [crying] [crying] [crying]