The Love-Brained One's Daily Meltdowns

Next up: "Who Understands What It's Like to Have Two Husbands?" Blurb at the bottom:

This novel's blurb:

[Goofy, stubborn shou with endless inner monologues X Refined, teasing, flirtatious gong with no limits]

As a hopeless romantic, Ming Hua loved a boy for six years.

After chasing him with tireless devotion and finally winning him over, they hadn't even been together for long before Ming Hua got amnesia.

When he woke up and saw an intimidating stranger in front of him, Ming Hua asked his friend, who looked as if he'd just swallowed three tons of melodrama, in fear:

First: "Who is he? Why is he here?"

His friend: "Your boyfriend. He came especially to keep you company."

Ming Hua: !!!?

Then: "How long have we been together? Who chased whom?"

His friend: "A little over a month. You chased him. You clung to him until he finally gave in."

Ming Hua: Who chased whom? Who wouldn't let go?!

Finally: "I fell for his outstanding talent and extraordinary work ethic, right?"

His friend rolled his eyes elegantly. "No. You only care about looks. You fell for him at first sight six years ago, but only managed to win him over recently."

Ming Hua: ...I nearly choked.

I, Ming Hua, a model young man.

I like men, pined for someone in secret for six years, and wouldn't let go!

Oh, and I'm a jerk who got amnesia as soon as we started dating!

Heavens, how did this happen?!

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After being held back for twenty-eight years by a crowd of monsters, Xuan Fei finally hooked a cheerful, bright, handsome boyfriend, devoted as the sea (version to be confirmed).

Who knew that right after they made it official, a rival would give his boyfriend amnesia?

Damn it, you bastards! You can take my money, but you mustn't take my love!

This is the one and only love I've searched high and low for and waited twenty-eight years to find!

Thankfully, when my boyfriend woke up, he was still willing to come home with me.

I think he must love me deeply (bursts into tears.jpg)!!!

I secretly swore: Baby, this time I'll protect you. I won't let those bastards get even the slightest opportunity!

And so a handsome, amnesiac, and perhaps fragile? man moved into a secluded villa on a mountaintop.

1. A goofy, sweet little story. If the logic doesn't hold up, it's definitely because the shou lost his memory. The author has nothing to do with it (runs away with a pot lid over their head.jpg).

2. The story begins with amnesia and is told partly in reverse, with flashbacks to the gong and shou's past.

Upcoming novel: "Who Understands What It's Like to Have Two Husbands?"

[Cheerful, lively, doting shou X Extremely devoted gong with a split personality]

Three years into their marriage, Xu Yi suddenly noticed that his usually gentle and refined husband seemed like a different person.

For instance, in the morning, Lu Yunshu gently reminded Xu Yi to take an umbrella before he left with a meat bun in his mouth. Yet when Xu Yi came home that night and reached the door, a large hand reached out from inside and pulled him in.

In the darkness, all he could hear was the man's hoarse breathing.

Xu Yi was startled at first, but stopped struggling when he smelled the familiar scent of aftershave on the man.

From that day on, Lu Yunshu was sometimes gentle and refined, considerate and attentive; at other times, he was domineering and forceful, consumed by desire.

Xu Yi was puzzled for over half a month, until he happened to find a diagnosis in Lu Yunshu's study: dissociative identity disorder.

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A kidnapping in his youth caused Lu Yunshu to develop another, independent personality.

Fortunately, the alter was cold and distant, indifferent to everything around him, and rarely affected his normal life.

But all that changed when an arranged marriage brought him a partner.

He fell in love with his partner, a vibrant, dazzling young man.

It would have been a beautiful love story, if he had been completely healthy.

But even before meeting him, Lu Yunshu's soul had already borne two entirely different personalities. As his love deepened, the other personality awoke...

The alter liked to stare at Xu Yi day and night, then devour him again and again.

Theme: What you can't forget will one day answer your call.