Ever since childhood, Sakaguchi Ango knew he was different from everyone else: he was still alive.
Don't get the wrong idea. Ango doesn't share that bandage-wearing nut's hobbies. I mean it literally. Under normal circumstances, his life should have ended long ago.
Well, actually, he has the ability to come back to life.
Apart from that, Ango considers himself an ordinary person. Having a talking ability doesn't count; that's the ability's problem. So he should just grow older like anyone else and live an ordinary, uneventful life...
But why are all the friends his ability calls ordinary people waiting for their death flags to go off?! Is heaven jealous of the gifted?!
Sakaguchi Ango: Just stay alive, will you!
Ango looked at his friends, who were (for now) bouncing around full of life, and sighed in exasperation. Then a thought struck him: his secret skill! A flash of inspiration. If I eat their death flags ahead of time, they won't exist anymore!
At that moment, Ango understood everything.
Death flags? Hand them over!
After successfully stealing the Nth death flag, Ango looked at the little mountain of lunchboxes he'd collected and nodded with satisfaction. But when he turned around, he found a group of friends staring at him with complicated expressions.
Ango: ...
Ango: ?
#Listen, I know what I'm doing#
#I want to keep enjoying the good things in life I really don't have a self-destructive streak#
#Who wrote that psychological evaluation It's completely wrong#
#So you don't need to be this traumatized Calm down just calm down#
Friends: ...Uh-huh, sure.
#I'd sooner believe Dazai Osamu cared about staying alive#
#Have a friend named Sakaguchi Ango and you get a random blood pressure spike and cardiac arrest buff, plus the chance to learn about a billion different ways to die#
#Did you apprentice under the author of the Complete Guide to Self-Destruction or something#
tips.
1. A slice-of-life story with hidden plotlines. It has a slow start and no pairing.
2. Ango's characterization is based on the author's personal tastes, resulting in a very strange pseudo-System story with a few mildly creepy elements.
3. My writing isn't very good, but I'd love to get lots of comments if you can!
4. I'm currently trying to update weekly. The author has low energy.
Theme: Bravely pursue the good things in this world.
Damn it, where is the next chapter 💔
Great author! Why not update? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why?
What an interesting setting, looking forward to the update [Sanhua Cat Head]
Come on, come on, come on, come on
Is it a gravity user at the beginning? Hahahahaha, although it is probably better than Dazai, but it is so funny [covering face and crying], Ango, why are you so unlucky!
Analysis of the joke: Including the article next door, the author posted a total of nine chapters and 20,000 words. He was very upset about not receiving a paragraph review. The result was that the paragraph review was not opened ()
It looks good, next one, next one.