The Rich Overseas Relatives of This Disastrous Family Have Come Calling

As a member of an evil god family, Ji Hua's greatest talents are eating and, well, eating. One day, his half-sister blew up his home. When he woke, he found himself an old man living alone. To get his youth back (strike that), Ji Hua couldn't be bothered to change bodies, so he made himself a System, gave himself a new identity, and became his own grandson. Taking advantage of China's reform and opening-up, he returned to his so-called hometown and became an overseas-educated tycoon in an eighties-era novel. ++++++ The day Ji Hua returned, the whole Honghua Village was in an uproar. The eccentric and outrageous members of the Ji family all stood up straight, especially proud of themselves. See that wealthy relative from overseas? He's one of ours! Ji Hua: ... Ah, so this is what it feels like when even a passing dog gets kicked! ### New stories seeking readers! ### 1. I Rely on Cards to Rewrite Chinese Civilization ID: 5766925 One-line pitch: In a new era where civilization has been severed from its past, she takes up her pen alone to rewrite five thousand years of glory! 2. The King of Sharp Tongues ID: 8145971 One-line pitch: The wise make good use of their minds; the foolish merely squander their time. 3. The Little Widow of the Great House Comes from Miaojiang One-line pitch: A thousand years of loneliness, and now at last, a child! ID: 10001064 4. Saving My Living Dad [Animal Quick Transmigration] ID: 9362024 Synopsis: Xuanyuan Goudan inherited the family's private zoo, which was on the verge of going bankrupt. On his first night living at the zoo, he started dreaming. In his dreams, Xuanyuan Goudan became various extinct animals and went on thrilling, exciting adventures. At first, Goudan thought he was just dreaming. But when the first dream ended, he found that after leading the young of his species to survive and escape extinction, they had all come to the real world! It seemed he'd awakened a magical golden finger that let him communicate with all beasts. He could understand what any animal said. Well, what else was there to say? Roll up his sleeves and get to work! All he had to do was transmigrate through dream worlds and save his living dad. He could do it! The first short story: The White Spirit of the Yangtze River, the Return of the Baiji Dolphin! The second short story: Ghosts of the Desert, Cute Tigers on the Prowl! The third short story... P.S. The story takes place after the 30th century, in a cybernetic world with mechanical life. A catastrophe has occurred, and many plants and animals have gone extinct! 5. [Quick Transmigration] Time to Mourn at Our Ancestors' Graves Again Synopsis: #Useless descendants, back at the ancestors' graves again to cry for help!# #Sure, ancestors can teach you how to become decent people again.# Ming Tian, the patriarch of an immortal sect, failed to ascend. Thousands of years after his death, he was suddenly awakened by the sound of a descendant wailing at his grave. Furious, he burst out of his coffin, right in front of the grandson kneeling there and crying his heart out. Ancestor! The demonic cultivators are trying to steal our spiritual ley line! -Serves you right! The grass on my grave has already turned into a spirit and taken human form, and only now you notice? Ancestor! We forgot the password to the mountain-protecting formation! -That's what you get for using the formation diagram as a hot pot trivet! Ancestor! My grandfather's ten-billion fortune is about to be stolen by his illegitimate child! -And you think squandering the family fortune on internet celebrities is a good excuse? **The most hot-tempered ancestor in the quick transmigration world is here to teach his good-for-nothing descendants how to behave.** The little Heavenly Daos of each world gleefully remind him: Your Nth-generation descendants are busy finding new ways to get themselves killed in all sorts of worlds, and frantically tagging you to come save them! Years later, descendants in every world establish family rules: Never throw away the ancestors' belongings! Never hold a dance party on the ancestors' graves! When danger strikes, call the ancestors first! "...Did you leave out the most important rule?" The descendants: "What?" "Don't use the ancestors' secret manuals to prop up a table leg!!!" Reader's guide: 1. This is fiction. Please don't take it too seriously! 2. A hilarious quick transmigration story, with a hot-tempered ancestor raising kids. The motto is: if they don't listen, give them a beating. Expect chaotic daily life! 3. There is a System, but it barely does anything. It might as well not exist! Theme: The path of life is filled with genuine affection!