Don't Take Away My Handbook for Life in the Immortal World, Hey!

The world is in chaos, evil spirits run rampant. The rich drink and dream their lives away, while the poor die forgotten in the streets. The immortal sects and Daoist orders are fighting evil so hard that they are nearly wiping themselves out.

The righteous path has battled evil for five years.

It is now the tenth year of the An era, and something strange is happening at Jiangyue Mountain, a once-prosperous sect now fallen into ruin.

"Didn't see that coming, did you? Your granny's back!"

"I can't afford to eat. Spare me some money."

Granny's return is met with silence, because she has no money, and silence is golden.

So Granny sets out to make a living by reselling spirit talismans, forging elixirs, and writing storybooks.

"Our Jiangyue Mountain is a respectable sect!"

Before Jiang Niansi could say anything, the crooked signboard on the mountain finally fell down.

"Forget it. I'll join in too."

The Three Realms Office of Inspection has been having a rough time lately. The world is in chaos, and the inside of the office is a mess.

An evil organization that will do anything for food has appeared and started stirring up this millennia-old quagmire. Yes, that really is its name. The Celestial and Nether Divisions are always at each other's throats, and lately the various sects have started fighting again.

"I'm so damn done with this. Can someone deal with these idiots?"

A spirit chicken clucked its way in through the door.

If his subordinates hadn't stopped him that night, saying, "Sir, sir, we can't eat that! It belongs to the Netherworld!" the inspector would have had a whole-chicken feast.

The inspector went out to clear his head. Someone was hawking a book: "Subordinates are inefficient and hard to manage? Your career isn't going well, and a wretch is calling the shots? No problem! One copy of How to Master Management and Reach the Peak of Your Career will solve all your professional woes!"

He sneered as he took out his silver.

That night, the Three Realms Office of Inspection learned the term "team-building" for the first time.

The ruler of the Netherworld recently woke up. The first thing he did was look for some water to drink. He kicked open the lid of his ice coffin, left the secret chamber, and saw someone carrying a bamboo basket and selling things.

"What would you like to drink, sir? Anything to eat?"

He tossed the person a stack of spirit talismans. Their eyes went wide. He pointed, and they offered him the drink with a flattering smile.

"Come back if you like it!" The person hurried off.

An incense stick later, the noble ruler of the Netherworld found the lid himself and climbed back into his ice coffin.

As he angrily shut his eyes and forced himself to meditate, he gritted his teeth and said, "What the hell did you put in my water? I'm burning up."

At that moment, the person was selling tea at the foot of the mountain: "Add whatever you like!"

Granny really did manage to offend everyone she hadn't offended in her last life, as if she hadn't gotten enough crazy out of her system back then.

Memories lie shattered, names change in tangled succession, and feelings are carved deep into the heart.

Why were we able to meet, and why did we part?

Jiang Niansi couldn't make sense of it. She only knew that she was alive again. Alive again.

Rain poured down as a young man held an umbrella.

"Tell me, who are you?"

Theme: I could love you forever