My Graduation Project at the Blissful Union Sect Paired Me with a Straight Husband

Yun Fei stayed up all night finishing a project, went back to his dorm to catch up on sleep, and opened his eyes to find his clothes had been stripped off.

He closed his eyes to calm down, then opened them again to find himself face-to-face with his drugged senior brother. His senior brother's sword was just 0.01 centimeters from him!

Senior Brother: You transmigrated into a book. This is the Xuanji Sword Sect.

Yun Fei: ...System, System, where's my System?

There was no System. He had to take the lightning strike for the Chosen One, and hand over his opportunities, too...

Wait, why should I have to do that?!

Yun Fei slapped the table and jumped to his feet, reaching for his sword, but... he couldn't even lift it.

Mu Chen: Your cultivation is too weak.

Yun Fei: Senior Brother, help me out.

Mu Chen: The people from the Joyous Union Sect are beyond help.

What???

Wait, even the doomed extra who dies in no time has to have such a detailed backstory?

He was Yu Yan, a disciple of the Joyous Union Sect.

He had infiltrated the Xuanji Sword Sect as a spy for some secret purpose, and his first mission was to seduce the senior brother.

Senior Brother: I'm straight. No.

Yun Fei: ...

Fine, if I've transmigrated, who's going to be a spy for the Joyous Union Sect? The person standing before you now is Yun Fei, a top student at C9 University with a 4.0 GPA, a senior who hasn't started grad school yet. A little sword technique? Watch me master it on the spot.

Yun Fei clenched his fist. "Come on, come on! I can do this!"

Joyous Union Sect cultivation method: No, you can't.

Clang! Yun Fei's knees went weak, and he collapsed to the floor, staring up at the ceiling in despair.

Mu Chen rode past on his sword without even looking at him, but Yun Fei grabbed his robe.

Yun Fei: ...Senior Brother, you can at least give me a kiss, right? Just one kiss!

Cultivating was really hard. Yun Fei couldn't be a pillow prince at all. Through the long nights, he absorbed the spiritual energy in his body with tears in his eyes, cursing the Chosen One furiously.

And Mu Chen? Mu Chen was outside washing underwear.

They had clear roles and worked together happily.

That is, until one day, Yun Fei was lying on the bed when he suddenly felt a burning gaze on his back!

...Senior Brother's eyes really are strange.

Yun Fei: "Senior Brother, are you still straight?"

Mu Chen: "Straight? Who's straight?"

Here's the blurb for the next new novel I'm planning to write. It's a light, sweet story~

Possessed by a Fox Immortal, I Ascended!

Xu Jiahe was unlucky from the day he was born. He grew up in an orphanage without a mom or dad, and after graduating from college, he ran straight into a brutal job market. Before he could even start his life in the real world, he was about to end up with a whole family starving while he had nothing to eat but the northwest wind.

Xu Jiahe made up his mind. To hell with the big city! He packed up everything he owned and resolutely signed up for the Dream-Building Teaching Program.

The minibus rattled along toward the country's border regions. But when you're unlucky, there's no end to it. Halfway there, the bus ran into a gang of vicious bandits.

Xu Jiahe was shot and fell off a cliff. Before closing his eyes, he cried out in despair in his heart: I haven't lived enough!

When he opened his eyes again, a handful of glutinous rice hit him in the face.

"A handful of glutinous rice suppresses evil, two handfuls drive off fox spirits, three handfuls..."

Xu Jiahe spat out the rice, turned his head, and looked up at the middle-aged woman jumping around in front of him in a bizarre costume. He politely asked, "Who are you?"

"The fox demon has appeared! The Supreme Lord Laozi commands you, obey the law! Take this sword! Begone, demon!"

Smack! The middle-aged woman grabbed a peachwood sword and whacked Xu Jiahe with it.

Xu Jiahe: ...

After the exorcism fiasco was over, Xu Jiahe sat in a dressing room, facing two strangers who claimed to be his assistant and agent.

"..."

After a long pause, the agent spoke. "Jiahe, that's all in the past now. An incredible opportunity is right in front of you. Whether you can shoot to fame and become a top-tier star all depends on this one shot!"

The assistant stood nearby, holding a script and nodding like a bobblehead.

Xu Jiahe stared blankly and pointed at himself, unable to believe it. "Me?"

Before shooting to fame and becoming a top-tier star, could someone find him a neurologist who specialized in the brain and get the self-proclaimed Fox Immortal, that incessant chatterbox, out of his head?

The Fox Immortal sensed Xu Jiahe's thoughts and grew wary. What are you planning? Going to the hospital again? You'll be thrilled when they lock you up in a psychiatric hospital!

Xu Jiahe: If you don't want to be locked up in a psychiatric hospital, get out of this body!

Fox Immortal: I don't want to! You get out of this body!

*

Du Yuchong was the envy of everyone in China's entertainment industry, a celebrity with access to the best resources.

Top-tier scripts and big-budget productions, S+-rated variety shows on famous platforms, and overseas fashion events with the world's eyes upon them. The opportunities everyone dreamed of rained down on Du Yuchong, but he dodged every single one.

Because he was an extreme social recluse.

Spotlights and cameras made his whole body tense up, and his fans' deafening chants made him curl his toes until they punched through his shoes. After every event, Du Yuchong had to hyperventilate in a private lounge just to stay alive.

No. He'd had enough of this life.

He swore he would ruin every one of these projects and make himself flop.

But a dazed figure kept appearing in every corner, innocently and cluelessly ruining all of Du Yuchong's plans.

A sinister glint flashed in Du Yuchong's eyes. He decided to trip Xu Jiahe up and teach him a lesson, but the moment Xu Jiahe looked straight at him, Du Yuchong felt his heart leap into his throat.

This man was damn sweet!

A few months later.

China's liveliest entertainment forum was flooded by an unbelievably hilarious ship.

[My mom is the cutest in the world, and my dad is a dad, too.]

[The world's least daughter-obsessed dad, Yuchong, is number one at pretending not to care and being a slacker, but he's the most enthusiastic about sneaking looks at Mom. A full-perspective record of this terrifying wife-stalker, 100 pictures.]

[Everyone misunderstood Dad. He looked so stern on the show today because he was worried Mom would get hit in the stomach by that huge hammer. Ten months pregnant, one morning to give birth! Have some sympathy for a father's instinct to protect his wife and child!]

[If you think about it, Xu Jiahe has never denied that he can give birth, and Du Yuchong has never denied being the child's father.]

[Mommy, Daddy, I'm born!]

[Mommy, Daddy, I'm born!]

[Mommy, Daddy, I'm born!]

At the same time.

Xu Jiahe rushed into a hotel room, rolled up his sleeves, and argued with the air, yelling at the useless Fox Immortal who only ever made things worse.

Hiding in the wardrobe with a bouquet of roses, ready to confess, Du Yuchong: ...

"Jiahe, who's Little Hu?" he asked.

Xu Jiahe: "...You heard wrong. I said Little Du. Little Du, open the curtains for me."

The Fox Immortal held his breath, left Xu Jiahe's body, floated over to the curtains, and slowly pulled them open, making little mechanical clicking noises with his mouth.

Du Yuchong, who witnessed everything: ...

Quick! Get a professional exorcist!

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