The Ninth Thousand Years Is Scolding His Majesty Again

[This book has been removed from VIP, and I will refund half of my earnings. I'm sorry to the readers who have been looking forward to it. This book didn't manage to grow well. If you'd like compensation, please say so in the comments, and I'll offer a small token of my appreciation. I've been having some mental health problems and stopped updating for too long. I won't go into the reasons again, and I sincerely hope you'll understand.

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[Melancholy, sickly, chuuni emperor top who's afraid of his wife x The strongest, ruthless beauty in the world, a genuine eunuch bottom]

Xiao Pei, the new emperor of Great Jin, is the late emperor's only son. He has handsome, refined features, but bloodless lips. His tall, slender frame is perpetually cold to the touch, and he always looks sickly and listless.

On top of that, he's melodramatic and chuunibyou to the core, a rebellious brat through and through.

After he ascends the throne, warlords from every corner of the realm covet his position.

Knowing his son is unfit to rule, the late emperor personally promoted a ruthless, beautiful young eunuch named Yan Meigu.

Yan Meigu is stunning. Whenever he narrows his eyes and smiles, the beauty mark at the corner of his eye looks wickedly alluring, making him seem both vicious and beautiful.

But when Xiao Pei sees that smile, his heart tightens.

If he doesn't run fast enough, a fragrant, wind-swept slap will land on his face in an instant.

Fragrant and spicy.

*

Forget calling him the Nine-Thousand-Year-Old. In reality, he has monopolized power throughout the court and beyond.

The beautiful, powerful eunuch Yan Meigu has gone on a killing spree, no longer bothering to protect himself from the infamy everyone heaps on him.

But when he returns to the palace and sees Xiao Pei, barely alive beneath a withered yellow oil lamp,

he rushes over and slaps him.

Xiao Pei feels wronged and sinks into gloom. Then, in bed, he still has to serve the Nine-Thousand-Year-Old of Great Jin, utterly meek and submissive.

He might as well stop being emperor.

He secretly makes arrangements to pass on the throne, hoping to become a carefree retired emperor.

Yan Meigu runs all over the place, hunting down corrupt officials until he's completely spent, only to discover that Xiao Pei has been pulling the strings all along.

So he grabs Xiao Pei by the hair, gives him a Dragon Subduing Eighteen Palms beating, then tosses him into the countryside to raise pigs and farm every day.

Xiao Pei's dream of becoming a carefree retired emperor is shattered.

The lofty Nine-Thousand-Year-Old Yan Meigu supervises his work by day, then at night...

he waits with a smile in bed for Xiao Pei to serve him.

Xiao Pei has had enough of raising pigs by day and getting fucked at night.

But Yan Meigu refuses to let him return to the palace and even threatens to divorce him. What is he supposed to do?

*

Yan Meigu works himself to the bone, willing to die to hold Great Jin together. He doesn't understand why Xiao Pei, that brat, always has to go against him.

He takes care of him, pleases him in bed, and makes sure the emperor of Great Jin never has to endure the slightest hardship. Yet Xiao Pei only grows more rebellious, to the point of being willing to give up his throne.

Until one day in the palace hall, five distinct red marks show on Xiao Pei's pale cheek, yet he still clings tightly to Yan Meigu, burying his head in the crook of his neck.

His breath trembles, his voice is faint, and even the corners of his eyes are red.

Mad, gloomy, yet utterly calm, he says, "Meigu, you're no longer a servant. This time... let me serve you."

Under a bright moon and sparse stars in a farmhouse courtyard, Yan Meigu studies the unreasonable Xiao Pei deeply, then suddenly understands.

The emperor of Great Jin doesn't want his affection. He only wants Yan Meigu's love.

The only one who doesn't dare say he loves him is Yan Meigu, the arrogant and stingy Nine-Thousand-Year-Old.

Reading guide:

* Xiao Pei x Yan Meigu, younger top (four-year age gap), both virgins, one-on-one, happy ending.

* Readers with strong character preferences, proceed with caution.

* The top is weak and the bottom strong. The bottom spoils the top but won't indulge him. After they reconcile, the top will also grow and fight alongside the bottom.

* There is a secondary couple, but they have few scenes. Please take note.

* If you come across a scene you don't like, feel free to stop reading. Don't let it spoil your mood, everyone!

Theme: Stand up for your wife.