Kakashi: The first thing you do after confessing your love to me is to gouge out my eyes? He actually kidnapped my lovely disciple!
Xun Ye: It was Obito who dug out your eyes, and Shisui who abducted your apprentice.
Sakura: You, a samurai, can go where you want, don't trespass! This is Naruto, Naruto!
Xunye: Ah, sorry, I know only a few ninjas, so I don't know who you are talking about.
Hayate: Actually, the protagonist of the second part is me, right? You see, the name is called Shippuden, it must be about me!
Xun Ye: Deputy, go chop wood for me! There's not enough firewood this week, and there's another provocation from Xiao's side. There's been a lot going on lately...