Hello, I am Super Mario.
No, no, no, you read it wrong, it's Super Mario, not Super Mario Sue.
Or, you can call me Uncle Mario... Well, okay, actually it should be Miss Mario.
My mission is to break through the levels with mushrooms on my back, defeat the devil and save the pirate prince... Uh, correction, I said it wrong again. My task is actually to successfully pass the level by stepping on the Mary Sue while holding the mushroom on my feet!