A Guide to Immortal Cultivation in the New Era

Copywriting: On January 1, 20xx, Chen Chu, who had just finished his postgraduate entrance examination, received a text message. "Mr. Chen Chu, congratulations on your successful admission into our Baili Sutong Miao Miao School. Please use this notice to report to Miao Miao Mountain in Baili County before July 31 of this year. Please bring a number of commonly used items at home, a number of electronic supplies, and at least five cat strips... No waiting after the expiration date." Chen Chu: Where did the prank come from? He only regarded this text message as a prank to hurt his friends, and went through the process of completing the project, finding a job, interviewing, and failing the interview... Until on the afternoon of August 1st, I was blocked on my way home by an angry little dirty dog whose fur was exploding and every hair was angry. The little dirty dog howled in anger: "Why don't you come to report! Do you know that you are the only new student this year! I have been waiting for you at the bottom of the mountain every day for half a year, why don't you come!" "If we don't recruit any more students, the teaching will be banned!" The little dirty dog cried out loudly, "I don't want to be a stray cat without a teacher who doesn't have five insurances and one housing fund!" Chen Chu: "... I seem to hear a dog talking about five insurances and one housing fund. Is this right?" The little dirty dog's eyes suddenly widened: "You are the dog! I am the leader of the cat sect with extraordinary charm and intelligence!" Chen Chu:...... Is this right that this dog not only can talk, but also has species cognitive impairment? This is not right. Chen Chu finally took the dirty dog ​​home and took a bath. The little dirty dog ​​took a bath and had a good meal, and his tone of voice became much tougher, and he proudly introduced himself. "Hmph, I became an academician at a young age. You are lucky to have me, Bailimiao, as your mentor!" Chen Chu's expression did not change. "Moreover, Miao Miao Cult covers an area of over a thousand acres. It provides basic benefits, seven insurances and two funds. The monthly salary is no less than 7,000 yuan. If you work four days off, three days of food and shelter, you will get a bonus at the end of the year!" Chen Chu's expression did not change. The little dirty dog suddenly understood. He touched a small bone pendant hanging around his neck, and then, in violation of the rules of physics, he took out a stack of red bills that were bigger than himself, and lined them up beside him with a bang: "This is the settlement fee for us to join the church!" Chen Chu was startled, Chen Chu had doubts on his face, Chen Chu was in a dilemma, Chen Chu... Chen Chu was a little moved. "Then, I'll join." —— Chen Chu admitted that he was indeed fooled by lard, otherwise he would not have really packed all his luggage for the red ticket in front of him. He took a plane, then a high-speed rail, then a train, then a bus, then a motorcycle, and then walked. Finally, he arrived at a barren mountain that was so desolate that even a bird wouldn't poop. The little dirty dog Bailimiao waggled his tail on the side and introduced: "Don't look at the current situation! Our Miao Miao Cult is a sect of animal cultivators. It has more brains than the brainless body cultivators, more skills than the alchemy cultivators who only know how to make elixirs, and more martial arts than the sword cultivators who only love swordsmanship... And will help you join the ruthless path with the highest divorce rate. In fact, you can also transfer to the Hehuan Sect, which has not had a couple in 800 years and has never seen outsiders! It is really, really good!" "Okay! There are no outsiders in this place now and the satellite signal is poor. You should quickly change back to your original form and let's enter the sect together!" In Bailimiao's expectant eyes, Chen Chunum numbly stretched out his hand. "I, Chen Chu, am 20 years old, 1.82 Meters tall, weigh 150, and have blood type O." "There is no prototype that I can change, because I am a complete... Human being with an xy chromosome." Baili Miao: "... Eh? Eh!?" I have also spent money and spent on cultivating immortals and teaching you all the magic and magic. Do you think you are a human being? ! —— Ps: 1. Modern immortality cookie, basic urban immortality, very stupid and very poor attack. 2. There may be plots such as hilltop infrastructure construction. 3. It is suspected that the author was not admitted to graduate school or admitted to the establishment, and then passed out after working overtime. Intention: If you work hard and persevere, you will win.